Francis Hellens

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@captgouda24 So?

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@slut_business Aside from being semantically nonsensical, the phrase “consensually careless” is weaselly in the extreme. Just say what you mean, coward

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@RadishHarmers @memecrashes Yes. It is a definitional truth.

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@UwDienstwillige @thomaschattwill You’re a big scared baby

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@bernardtjoy He is mid, but they won’t ever work that out.

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@bioenergeticmel Never once heard such a complaint. You live in a fantasy world

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@CyrilH44 Are you 12?

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@StatisticUrban Why, because she has a bright, charismatic husband?

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@b0red_historian Record keeping

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@RichardHanania I mean, it is a factually correct statement

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@ZachLowy None of this is correct

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@neontaster Same. Not always even sure who’s who at this point

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@RichardHanania Trans women are actually men, though. Seems important

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@Erin4Parents @BillboardChris No way this survives the supreme court if it went that far

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@officialkateGr @SwannMarcus89 Not sure you know what “misunderstood” means, dear

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@GermainLussier I would love to watch a 3-2 soccer game. Know of any?

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@EWErickson Similar phenomena, to be honest

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@nut_history These are mostly just made up

Statcast Era shows it’s almost impossible for a human to hit a baseball more than about 505ft

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@davidsirota "Precisely" what moment are you talking about?

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@BillboardChris @theisabelb Why?