Franz's Mind

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It may be Mother's Day, but it is also the King's birthday. But I pronounce Mother's Day to be the larger holiday.

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"If I only shop organic, is that how I am supposed to eat the booty like groceries?"

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While preparing an outfit for holiday celebrations, Franz ponders - "If Jesus' birthday is Christmas, shouldn't mine be 'Kingmas'?"

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While gazing into the sheets of snow, Franz finds himself thinking. "Snow must be white because clouds are white." The clouds were grey.

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In class, a classmate sneezes. "Bless you, and you're welcome," Franz said. The student immediately sobbed after being blessed by the king.

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Franz may be member of the month, but as he ponders, he says to himself: "little does everyone know, I am actually the man of the year."

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At a fountain, Franz throws a coin in, making a wish. "I wish to be the king," he says in his head. It does not come true, he already is.

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"The more you know, the more you don't know," a wise man once said. Franz responded, "so then I know nothing." The wise man applauded.

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Driving to school, Franz finds himself in traffic. "My procession is so grandiose," the king says to himself, with a smile on his face.

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If Franz can conceive it, he will believe it.

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Driving to school, Franz comes to a traffic light. As he looks around, he realizes the colors of the lights match the leaves on the trees.

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After dressing up, Franz looks in the mirror. "Single cuff, or double cuff?" He then realizes that his shoes will dictate the answer.

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