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the older i get the heller the no

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Not today satans!

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Was describing someone (not a coworker) as a ‘Disney Adult’ to a coworker & she goes ‘ohh yeah like *other coworker* #derogatory?’ and yall we have found a fellow haterrr

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Pro tip: don’t look up the lyrics to your new fav. metal song you can’t understand because a 12 year old wrote them unfort

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@indianloonie No one has ever said this

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https://t.co/Tu1WpWGKM2

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Maybe two months ago my cat litter delivery got stolen on cam outside my building and I pressed charges. Just ran into my neighbor who told me it was her man, he’s in jail for a domestic on her and she returned my package unopened to the cops! The woman she is….

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My coworkers use pookie constantly as a pet name and I am no pookie tho

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Sorry Ari, but you stole that whole ‘you are everyone in the diner’ from @donaldglover 🫶🏻🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

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Hate knowing random information from work to my core. This random door was labeled ‘S5130’ on tv and my brain said: Homemaking

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I should have become a detective because my dream job would be finding people on social media and learning everything about them for justice

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There are wind turbines in my Pokémon game #woke

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I just watched a First 28 where a 14 y/o was sentenced to life in prison for murder

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Was in office from legit 9-5 today and haven’t done that in years

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The number of people who get arrested driving on Cops who are also barefoot is staggering

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I was engrossed with the Sandy Hook/Alex documentary because it focused on the victims (and introduced me to Alex Jones) but I never looked into the shooter. THAT story is very sad and crazy 😭🤯

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@kenzianidiot Girls

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@quinns0n I’ve been saying this

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I have to agree 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Molly Shah @MollyOShah]

I’m not a Taylor Swift hater (beyond the obvious billionaires shouldn’t exist etc) but it is amazing how this wedding played into literally every single negative stereotype about her- like her biggest hater couldn’t have designed it better.

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@S0ULMATES_95 Still fine af. Johnny Knoxville forever

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I used to have nightmares often but haven’t in a while. Didn’t miss them. Lmao lying in bed rn scared af like a little kid !