Theo Fraudcaught

In all honesty, thinking of a fire bio is exhausting.

[Ⲓⲃⲣⲁϩⲓⲙ 🇸🇩🇪🇬 @bramsmdn]

Congo is not an East African country. Africa is a very simple continent

North Africa :
Egypt 🇪🇬
Libya 🇱🇾
Tunisia 🇹🇳
Algeria 🇩🇿
Morocco 🇲🇦

East Africa :
Sudan 🇸🇩
South Sudan 🇸🇸
Eritrea 🇪🇷
Ethiopia 🇪🇹
Djibouti 🇩🇯
Somalia 🇸🇴
Kenya 🇰🇪
Uganda 🇺🇬
Rwanda 🇷🇼
Burundi 🇧🇮
Tanzania 🇹🇿
Mozambique 🇲🇿
Malawi 🇲🇼
Comoros 🇰🇲
Mayotte 🇾🇹 (French territory)
Réunion 🇷🇪 (French territory)
Madagascar 🇲🇬

West Africa :
Mauritania 🇲🇷
Senegal 🇸🇳
Cape Verde 🇨🇻
Gambia 🇬🇲
Guinea Bissau 🇬🇼
Guinea 🇬🇳
Sierra Leone 🇸🇱
Liberia 🇱🇷
Ivory Coast 🇨🇮
Ghana 🇬🇭
Togo 🇹🇬
Benin 🇧🇯
Nigeria 🇳🇬
Niger 🇳🇪
Mali 🇲🇱
Burkina 🇧🇫

Central Africa :
Chad 🇹🇩
Cameroun 🇨🇲
Central African Republic 🇨🇫
Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶
Gabon 🇬🇦
Congo 🇨🇬
Democratic Republic of Congo 🇨🇩
Angola 🇦🇴
Zambia 🇿🇲
Malawi 🇲🇼

Southern Africa :
Namibia 🇳🇦
Botswana 🇧🇼
Zambabwe 🇿🇼
South Africa 🇿🇦
Lesotho 🇱🇸
Swaziland 🇸🇿

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨BOOM! President Trump just CUT OFF funding for South Africa’s AIDS program after the country refused to protect White South Africans from brutal violence and farm attacks.

No more American taxpayer dollars propping up a regime that looks the other way on white genocide!

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

Simphiwe Mbatha says the public should boycott the November elections and tell the IEC not to vote for Zimbabweans, Mozambique and Nigeria and the government should continue to disobey.‼️‼️

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Nomzamo Nxumalo and The Cotton On Foundation celebrate 2026 Youth Day.

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 🇿🇦🏆 @tsitsiii_t]

😭😭😭😭😭now they know how we feel

[one54africa @one54africa]

“After changing my diet and going raw vegan, my symptoms went away in just six weeks.” — @ginayashere

Listen On iHeart: https://t.co/m2ks2vdD8K
Watch On YouTube: https://t.co/nOCu4hXAE0

[Code Keeps Kings @Babtin_]

Being South African on Twitter is a fulltime job. The moment you open your eyes, you're already on national duty, defending the country against allegations, stereotypes, & random attacks from people who've never been here. Kubi! 🇿🇦😂

[Donald Brown @iamDonaldBrown]

𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞.

It is about devolving power, creating accountability and giving communities the tools to succeed.

Strong provinces or a new country force better governments. Weakness helps nobody.

A referendum is not secession. It is leverage.

You set boundaries. You do not close the gates.

Watch the full argument and tell me where I'm wrong.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! President Trump and Sec. Marco Rubio just DEFUNDED South Africa's AIDS program after the country REFUSED to stop the violence and persecution of white people — @DailyCaller

GOOD! FAFO!

This is one of the FEW countries where the refugees are actually being persecuted and will assimilate into America!

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

🚨This gentleman has more than 20 foreig workers who are illegal in South Africa.

We are making sure that he's arrested for contravening with the laws of the country.💔‼️🇿🇦

[Yaya Libram🇿🇦 @Sello_Libram]

Obvious - The same people who encouraged Malawians to come into South Africa🇿🇦 illegally are the same people who are out there in Durban right now taking care of the same illegal Malawians🇲🇼

[Donald Brown @iamDonaldBrown]

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐄

Frans Cronje argues that Afrikaners are becoming centrists and that parties like the FF Plus should move to the political middle. I think that fundamentally misunderstands both South African politics and Afrikaner voting behaviour.

In this video I look at history, polling, Margaret Thatcher, Cape Independence, nationalism, economics and identity to explain why. Agree or disagree, I'd be interested to hear your thoughts.

[Jacques Broodryk @JacquesBroodryk]

Roulé Uys has survived multiple farm attacks. During the most recent incident she was badly assaulted and tortured with boiling water.

Watch the full interview here https://t.co/04IVQHyvlD

@afriforum

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

This is Gwoka, a vibrant tradition from the French Caribbean Islands of Guadeloupe 🇬🇵.

The creolized expression by enslaved African people during the seventeenth century, Gwoka was used as a form of communication and expression via music, song, dance, and cultural practices to celebrate and pass on the stories of Guadeloupean people and society.

Looks familiar?

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

South Africa is the poster child for Suicidal Empathy!

Proof that DEI leads to destruction!

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

"Zulus are the enemy of peace" according to Credo Mutwa's prophecy⁉️

[Princy Mthombeni @Princymthombeni]

Constitutions are not museum pieces. They are living documents.

Please send your inputs to @sacr_official1 using this link: https://t.co/YR3s68r1i4

#Constitution #parliament #southafrican

[Madlokovu ❤ @KhalathiNene2]

😍❤️❤️

[Gina @ginnydmm]

More brilliance from the Alt Afrikaner:

“The Most Progressive and Privileged People in the Room Are Calling You "Privileged"

I've just been watching what I can only describe as the Platonic ideal of a South African panel discussion, which is to say four people who agree entirely with one another taking turns to say so in slightly different accents.

First up, Oom Max Somebody-or-Other, veteran journalist and South Africa's longest-serving disappointed Afrikaner. He's built a career explaining why his own people embarrass him, mostly to foreign audiences who nod sympathetically and buy hardcovers. He hasn't queued at Home Affairs since the Botha administration, his last township visit was a guided tour with a Danish film crew, and he considers your concerns about crime "coded language." For what, exactly, he won't say. He just raises an eyebrow. Very effective. He learned it from London editors.
He did a documentary on Orania once. Found it "chilling." The residents offered him coffee. He declined. Can't humanise them. The Guardian wouldn't like it.

Next, a woman calling in from what appears to be a panic room in Sandton, though she assures us it's just a study. Lovely bookshelves. Charming artwork. Electric fencing just out of frame. She'd like us to know that crime is "really not that bad if you're sensible," which is a fascinating position to take whilst sitting behind three metres of concrete, two armed response subscriptions, and a husband who sleeps with a Glock under his pillow like some sort of Highveld Wyatt Earp.
Her domestic worker, I learn, takes three taxis to get home to Diepsloot every evening, but I suppose that's not really germane to the discussion about whether South Africa is safe. Different conversation entirely. Separate issues.

Then there's the chap from London. Left in the early 2000s. Comes back every year or two for a funeral or a wedding, stays in Camps Bay, eats at Kloof Street House, gets a bit misty about the mountain, posts something on LinkedIn about "the Rainbow Nation's ongoing journey." His most recent brush with loadshedding occurred when the hotel generator kicked in during breakfast and briefly interrupted the omelette station. Traumatic, I'm sure. He's been processing it ever since.
He's got opinions, though. Lots of opinions. He thinks people who complain about South Africa are "playing into a narrative." He doesn't specify whose narrative, or what it's narrating, but he says it with tremendous confidence, which I suppose is the main thing when you're speaking from a flat in Hampstead.

And finally, my personal favourite: the NGO director calling in from the V&A Waterfront. Lanyard still on. MacBook glowing. Salary paid in euros by a foundation whose name contains at least three abstract nouns. She's here to explain that my concerns about employment are "valid but perhaps lack nuance." The nuance, it turns out, is that I should have more empathy for the people who got the job I was told I couldn't have because of the colour of my skin. She learned this at a conference in Geneva. There was a panel. Canapés. A communiqué was issued.
She also thinks Orania is "deeply troubling," except she lives in Sea Point, which is essentially the same thing but with better coffee and a Woolworths. The difference, I gather, is intention. Her enclave is aspirational. Theirs is ideological according to her. It's all very complex. You'd need a lanyard to understand.
Combined exposure to consequences: none.
Combined opinions: endless.
Combined time spent in a Home Affairs queue: I'm going to estimate forty-five seconds, and that was only because someone's driver double-parked and they had to fetch their own passport from the counter.

But please. Do go on. Tell us more about my country.
From your privileged progressive position.”

[annoying tweets @pat_mxolisi]

The best way to understand South Africans is to realise that there is literally no country on earth they love more than South Africa.