Fraud Lampard

I'm a liar and a fraud. I stole money from MLS and made NYCFC look like a complete joke. I hate the USA, especially New York. And I have better hair than you.

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It may be the end for this account. I upgraded my iPhone, now I can’t remember the password or the password for the email I used. If this can’t be fixed, see you in the other side. Thank you, my Lampshades.

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Solari finally figured out that playing Bale with Vinicius might be a good idea. And Isco is on the bench. £100 says that order came from Florentino. #ElClásico

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Does anyone have the name and address of that massage parlor Robert Kraft went to for a rub and tug? Asking for a friend! #RobertKraft

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I think I just got injured watching this match. #ManUtdVLiverpool #MUNLIV #MUNLFC

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Cristiano Ronaldo learned when you join the only club in a 1-club league, you lose to a Spanish club. Almost as guaranteed as death and taxes. #AtletiJuve #AtleticoJuve #AtleticoJuventus #AtleticoMadrid #Juventus #Juve

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Many of us are wondering what will happen to the baby of Shamima Begum? I say wrap the evil little bastard in bacon and serve with Yorkshire pudding. Ever heard of a Sunday roast? #ShamimaBegum

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Today we learned Juventus is just a poor man’s Atlético de Madrid. And they play in a league with no Barcelona or Real Madrid. Has Italian football ever been worse than it is now? #AtletiJuve #AtleticoJuve #AtleticoMadridJuventus

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Goodbye, Shamima Begum, you disgusting pig. #ShamimaBegum

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Revoking the citizenship of Shamima Begum only sounds like a good idea. It isn’t. We are giving her freedom to take part in more terrorism. She should be executed. Swiftly, violently, and outside of the UK. #ShamimaBegum

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@JussieSmollett is going to be quite the prison bitch. #JussieSmollett

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That was a goal. Ajax got screwed. And so did Keylor Navas. It is a joke that he is on the bench. Clearly better than Courtois the way Iker Casillas was better than Diego Lopez. #AJARMA #Ajax #RealMadrid #HalaMadrid #ChampionsLeague

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I have never seen my Chelsea lose like that. Sorry, Sarri. You’re getting sacked in the morning. #MCICHE #Chelsea #SarriOut

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Atlético de Madrid should be the best team in La Liga. But the matches are played on the pitch, not on paper. Atleti has only won 12 of 23 league matches after yesterday’s poor display. Unacceptable compared to what should be. #AtletiRealMadrid #AtleticoMadrid #MadridDerby

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That’s what happened today. #AtletiRealMadrid #RealMadrid #AtleticoMadrid #MadridDerby #ElDerbiMadrileño #HalaMadrid

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Today is a great day to take a shit in a hijab. #WorldHijabDay

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Arsenal is 6th in the table. Wenger could have done that. You Gooners can watch the American Super Bowl if you want to see a club of Kroenke that he actually cares about. #WengerIn #Arsenal

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Not surprised by Benfica taking the early lead. But Sporting is finished if this score holds and Porto wins later. #SportingCP #Benfica #SCPSLB #LisboaDerby #LisbonDerby #LigaNOS

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I just read Solari won’t guarantee Bale a spot in the first team. Fair play. But does this man get along with anyone in the squad? He’s Baby Mourinho, without any trophies. #RealMadrid #HalaMadrid

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@tiktok_us Nothing would be better than if the founder of this company and all the people working there get incurable diseases.

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I always hated traveling to Philadelphia when I played in the States. Nothing but bell ends and whores there. Well, I rather enjoyed the whores. But so happy to see their Eagles lose. #WhoDatNation #DieEaglesDie #PHIvsNO #Eagles