Allyson Squitiro

Just a girl with an unhealthy obsession with Lipstick and host of Crime on Caffeine 💋🔪☕️

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@CAULIPOWER how am I supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions?!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank.
You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down.
You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot.
That someone you LOVE will get shot.
Or that YOU will get shot.
This is where we are now.
This is not normal.
And this is not fucking ok.
It’s NOT fucking ok.

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Tell me why I was breastfeeding my baby at 2:00am and all I could think was “you better walk that fucking duck bitch” 🤷🏼‍♀️ @RuPaulsDragRace @iamanetra #TeamAnetra

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@whAtEvvvverrr Really? You’re better than that

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@whAtEvvvverrr I wish you none cause I’m your opponent

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

My husband just said he always thought Victoria Beckham was scary spice….divorce.

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Our pod pops off 💋🔪☕️

[erika🌹 PHOEBE CRAVE 🐝 @arieshoneybee]

a bit insane innit

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Pregnancy gave me carpal tunnel and it’s soooooo rude

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

This new phase of Jason Mamoa’s life where he wears loin cloths and shows his ass is my favorite

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@whAtEvvvverrr @JayLamuzindah I’d do many questionable things for these right now

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

Are you gonna be seeing #HalloweenEnds?

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

It’s officially the first day of fall 🍂

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Apparently I’m craving baked potato soup and donuts and pancakes all at the same time… what do I do?

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Things my husband says about my changing pregnancy body: “you’re belly button is closing up” 😂

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

Don’t really understand why all these girls think Joe burrow is hot. He looks like a twerp.

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

The amount of things I Amazon primed to my house while having the coco these past 5 days is wild.

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@SPrice018 @BleacherReport @barstoolsports @Reddit @br_betting I can’t watch 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@SPrice018 @whAtEvvvverrr This is why I keep ya around

[Allyson Squitiro @FrazAllyson]

@SPrice018 @whAtEvvvverrr I would like a burger too please