apsley scary-garrard

she/her🕷️the terror since 2020🕷️often nsfw 🕷️ao3: ada frogg 🕷️TERFs and minors dni 🕷️ priv @greenfishapple

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

Not fixing your heart or dying but a secret sinister third thing

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@salt__tooth Amazing

[salt tooth @salt__tooth]

when will they make Wages of Fear The Musical #wagesoffearthemusical

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@_UniquelyAsh_ @carellwith1r The way I immediately wondered if youd seen this

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@SilentTrader860 @bankaikokug0 Probably thinks real tits feel like a bag of sand

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

So Mrs. Cadwallader is like the Judge Holden of Middlemarch is what you’re telling me

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

So Middlemarch is actually good huh

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

A mind “active as phosphorus”—just stunning

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@itsevidentvery I haven’t met Bulstrode yet but I know him by reputation… when I was 19 I easily could’ve married a Casaubon type. Maybe not religious, but some other sallow academic? DOROTHEA don’t do it

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@itsevidentvery I’m not sure I’ve ever read anything describing characters so precisely and with such dimension.

[matt @polaresque]

slow day at work so. discovery stickers ⁉️

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

Actually part of the charm of Geese is that it sounds like Cameron Winter is doing exactly that half the time

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

https://t.co/8OMy4xYDCs I bet it would feel good af to tipsily bellow this song out at karaoke

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

https://t.co/8OMy4xYDCs I bet it would feel good af to tipsily bellow this song out at karaoke

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

🎶I hope that the lead that I’m mining / will someday be used in your paint / I hope that your joints get sore and inflamed / I hope it’s already too late 🎶

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

Might mess around and actually read Middlemarch

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

This album is genius actually

https://t.co/IAxoKIE33Q

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

I love Geese the band but I can’t get over my partner referring to them as dark mirrorverse Dave Matthews Band

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

https://t.co/kwDgc3Xv12

Him with just a mustache is like a gift from the universe to me

[apsley scary-garrard @FreakLimner]

@NoCyclopathTO @CincinnatiNews_ Are bicyclists supposed to offer people rides on their bikes, or? Just hop on the back and hold on tight lmao