Freakmaster Shannon

Im the Freakmaster,
Founder of Freaks of Nature car and truck club,
Sin City,
PBR,
Jack Daniels drinker,
Sexy mofo....

[Freakmaster Shannon @Freakmaster_96]

@TheHornyMike @HistoryAsia @CountsKustoms Hey, i took that pic..

[Freakmaster Shannon @Freakmaster_96]

@Jordyn_thegypsy because the unicorns would be sad...

[Freakmaster Shannon @Freakmaster_96]

Out and about in sin city...

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

For the first time in history the earth is inhabited by more obese and overweight people then those who are starving and malnourished.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

It has been scientifically proven that your body can stay alive for many months only on water and beer.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Android users are more likely to partake in one-night stands compared to iPhone and Blackberry users, a dating site survey concluded.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

Life offers you an endless amount of possibilities. Don’t settle for a crappy job, crappy friends or a crappy significant other.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

You have to go through the worst to get the best.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A "buttload" is a real measurement of volume – One buttload is equal to 126 gallons.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

Today, curse words no longer have literal meaning, but are used for emotional expression.

[jay bigote!  @stickojay]

one day, i will completely forget you.