Just learned of the word "griffonage". Wht do you mean it means bad handwritting??? Its not the lifespan of the mythical creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle???? Fuck the english language istg
Hate it when some says "i have cold feet" to me, like what, you want me to warm em up? Suck them toes till they are nice and warm? I mean ill do it but like ask more directly please.
The infinite monkey theorem states that if a monkey is given a typewriter and an infinite amount of time to write, it can write anything during the process, even the whole script of the bee movie.
So why does it feel like even with infinite time, you cant stop being a bitch >:]
The myth of icarus is an interesting story. Icarus got cocky and flew too close to the sun. He plumeted to his death. But as he was falling, he smiled knowing to have a great fall, someone has to soar so high up in the sky.
So don't be afraid to be the best clown in the worldโค๏ธ