【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】

sam wip - run by dizzy

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

[ mwah~ ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ mwah.~ ]

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

i want . bnuuy kisses

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

@FREEKLANCE // 👁👁 yaur

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Does my laundry, the dishes, and the especially nasty cases. You don't want another Sewer Strip Club Incident*, do you...?

* as not seen in any sam and max media, the writer is Making Shit Up !

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Why do you need an identical clone of yourself?

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Well since I know you're gonna do it now, I'm gonna send my identical clone from that weird dream I had a few days ago, brought to life by the Geek's Dream Machine!

( He sends the clone into the vent. )

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Joke's on you, it's gonna redirect back to me! We both know I just find these things laying around and hoard them wherever I so please.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Max, I swear if you take pictures of my Official Sam and Max Officially Liscensed Underwear Trademark ( yes, he said "trademark" out loud ) again, I'm gonna write a sternly-worded email to your weapons dealer.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

You should do it anyways.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

I don't care what Al Mongus says, I'm not climbing in the vent, Max.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Hey, Sam, have you heard of the hit game AMONG US???

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Yknow, usually, I don't like sequels - I haven't, since 2004 - but would you want to make out again?

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

It was.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

After 35 years, huh...

Heheh, seems like it was just yesterday I said that...

...probably cause it was.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Heheheheh.... that line never gets old.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Hahaha, that face...

You crack me up, little buddy...

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

,,0///0,,

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

[ does it again . ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Ehehe, yeah...

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Do you now, hehehe.

[ Doing >:3c ]

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

..heheh.

I like when you do that.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

< mwaaaa!!! >

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

[ mwah !!! ]

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

You read my god damn mind

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

...

Wanna make out?

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

Don't give the artist ideas, Max! They're already a degenerate, give them a pencil, and...

* Flashbacks *

...who knows how many crimes they'll commit!

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

How can you prove that? There's no video evidence that's readily available to us given that we're just pixels on a screen!

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

That's what you say whenever it's at my expense! Whenever it's at yours, you say " Ouch! " and " Have mercy! " and " Actually, bite a little harder, please. '

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Come ooooon, it was funny!!!

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

1, fair enough. 2, I didn't "fall" into the river, you pushed me after I stole the last Glazed McGuffin. Which is also very fair, considering I probably would've done the same, if provoked with that knowledge.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

I dunno. It just has that smell to it.

I'd know what it smells like, too! I haven't forgotten about that time you fell into the river when we were kids!

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

How'd you get "Wet Dog scent" on your sweater? More importantly, how did I get wet?

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿���𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Obviously!!

They remind me of you. It's probably the scent of Wet Dog that I should wash later.

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

They sure do look comfy, little buddy. You look as snug as a cucumber in an Uzbekistanian can koozie!

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧��� @FREEKLANCE]

I don't know! I just woke up this morning and, there they were!

Not that I'm complaining. They're comfy!!

[【 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨. 】 @FREAKPXLICE]

@OI39561829 @xoangelonline @raptalksk @simonfreeby i see someone's triggered 🙄