Frecks

Contains unregulated levels of ridiculosity.
'I wonder...' finder-outer.

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I'm wrestling with words about how in love with him I am but anything short of frenzied demonic devotion just doesn't cut it.

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@jssportdawg ☺️ why thank you!

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Both fierce and free. Insatiably curious fingers grip around a homemade stone of conviction. A lighthearted spirit floating atop the of darkest wells. Meet me in the moonbeam and I'll show you the sun.
#NewProfilePic

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Twitter, please tell me:
Do you know what a relish tray is?
What are you putting on yours?

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Breakfast nachos! Aka heated up nacho cheese in the microwave, stirred, heated some more, served with tortilla chips.

Except... in the middle of savoring that glorious first mouthful I realized I had forgotten the chips.
#TrashPandaProblems

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@SamOdiorne Box store furniture, no warranty included. It's not meant to last ::glances to living room:: this long.

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I knew dating a handsome extroverted, wildly passionate, talented, writer who also happens to have a wicked, demanding day job and an unshakable work ethic was exactly what I wanted. But GEESH! Being here, his & seeing NaNo up close is more fantastic than I could have imagined.

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90 minutes. Perfect. I can get in a quick power nap, bathe the smallest goblin, clean up the house, figure out a dinner thing, fix my nail polish, switch and fold the laundry, costume up...
#HotMessIsALifestyle #NailPolishIsAlwaysChipped

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Look what came today! Eeep! @JOrtegaAuthor!

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@mamaguesswhatt 🤣😂🤣😂

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It was a ruse! It was just a ploy to sneak TSwifts new album into my consciousness.
* I don't hate it... It's just... Meh. Not my vibe today (or most days).

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Russ, Doja Cat, Halsey, Rihanna...
I can only assume my music app is tracking my Thirsty Thursday-esque mood.

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@mamaguesswhatt And it's almost never delivered without the bonus feature: A uncontainatably spastic disrobe dance 🤣.

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@FanTCbooks LMAO agreed! I swear it's only the writers and producers that don't want it to end. Someone needs to take away their edit button and give em a new assignment!

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@VillainLeaning 🍻 Cheers friend! (Except I'm raising my ibuprofen and spicy soup to clink with your vices of choice, bc gosh I feel ya!) I hope it passes soon!

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@TXMichelle_Cruz

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... this might end up on my roller derby helmet 💀🤣

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Gifted with this major award, a great power and sense of duty has been bestowed upon me.

Where are we sticking this, friends??

And your mom says don't you dare...

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Well this is weird. This overthinker has been home ill all day with nothing to do but sleep and think. And you know what? I didn't have one negative thought about anything in my life.
Just gratitude and excitement.

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@JOrtegaAuthor Lol me too! Especially when the Dr. finally comes in. I know they'll be the reason the exam room door opens, but it startles the bejeezus out of me every time!

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You wanna feel like a kid again? Go to the Drs. They don't care you're 37 and have a meeting this afternoon. Pop up on the paper lined table and wait in uncertainty while your feet dangle.