Freddie Fraticelli

Computer engineer | UCF ‘22

[Leelee D. Goddess ✨ @Adventuree_Time]

Sister, what did you record this with???? your eyes!?

[𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔦𝔞𝔫 ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶🌿 @Mimi22962154]

Devastating news

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[𝑷𝒊𝒉𝒖♡ @Suhana_man_]

The weight of this scene is too much to calculate

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

They sucked the joy out of everything

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Jack Doherty is no longer allowed to post on social media after signing a contract with a gambling website without reading it, which stated that he couldn’t post on social media.

The company’s CEO responded, saying, “Money well spent to get this mf off the internet.”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i’ve never seen a comment section like this in my life 😭

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

honestly this rewired my fucking brain

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive

The very definition of "You can just do things"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

life is literally a constant cycle of losing your spark and then finding it again

[stunner @KooNti10]

Praystation

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

Peak female strategy.

[robert @robertxyo]

bad bunny estava certo quando disse que deveriamos tirar mais fotos

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

life after you graduate

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Realizing that caffeine doesn't give you energy it just blocks the signal that says you are tired

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

so this why owning a cow in the old days meant you was rich af

[Dodo @DodoFits]

you just had to be there type shoe