Fredd Kambo

Private Equity investor, Adventurer, Evangelist for African business and development, Uber believer in polo, hoops, and hip-hop.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Dogs obviously recognise other dogs as belonging to the same species, but do they recognise breeds? I can’t remember ever seeing gangs of Dachshunds naturally congregating on street corners to discuss their lived experience.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

When a forecast says 10% rain, does it mean 10% chance that it will rain at all, or 100% that it will rain for 10% of the day? Asking for an idiot.

[Fredd Kambo @FreddK]

@FaibaJTL I'm on 33690

[Fredd Kambo @FreddK]

@FaibaJTL I experienced an LOS yesterday, called customer service, and was told a technician would call me within the hour. 19 hours later, 5 calls from me later, and still no technician has called or visited. File this one under "utter contempt for the customer"....

[Fredd Kambo @FreddK]

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care I'm ready to be evacuated from the miasma that is the abusive relationship with @FaibaJTL .... Send help

[Fredd Kambo @FreddK]

@FaibaJTL I experienced an LOS yesterday, called customer service, and was told a technician would call me within the hour. 19 hours later, 5 calls from me later, and still no technician has called or visited. File this one under "utter contempt for the customer"....

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

Wanuri doesn't get enough props.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

[Fredd Kambo @FreddK]

Truer words never spoken RT @Joey_Muthengi: Best type of people to have a meeting with are people who gotta be somewhere in a bit.

[Babatisa @SupremeGREAM]

Hello @DrAlfredMutua, I was watching Mexico GP last night and wondered where your plans to bring F1 here have reached so far

[BAKE Kenya 🇰🇪 @BakeKenya]

A friend of BAKE & a member is in need. Assist with whatever you can spare. Kindly RT.

[Thomas Baekdal @baekdal]

I think we need to have a discussion about how Google's burger emoji is placing the cheese underneath the burger, while Apple puts it on top

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Polish painter Tamara de Lempicka Self-Portrait in the Green Bugatti, 1925 #womensart

[Dr Githinji Gitahi, MBS @daktari1]

These headlines speak volumes on the state of the Kenyan economy. How do we create jobs to enjoy the #demographicdividend?

[420 World Party @420worldparty]

We are all in the Entertainment industry, we all care deeply about HOW ITS AFFECTED & how we CORRELATE & NETWORK amongst ourselves.

[Atul Gawande @Atul_Gawande]

I think this is the best headline we have ever had about our work on systems innovation in health care. https://t.co/5iR8T6R5Dh

[david pilling @davidpilling]

“When God created the universe, the hunter-gatherers were given the role of caretakers of the forest” - by me https://t.co/7IyIazBr1D #Kenya

[Abdirahman O. Osman @engyarisow]

How a Somali-born girl became a referee of men’s football in England - the remarkable story of Jawahir Roble... https://t.co/nlwkfDCqsx

[Eric Mugendi @mougendi]

Delamere out here pushing alternative facts... All that colonialism was just 'dairy dreams'...

[Jim C. Hines @jimchines]

Reposting this, as it seems to be perpetually relevant.