Fred

The Law of Light.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@Freddy_Mash hey Fred? What? There's a moose loose about this hoose.
Has it got a twoot so we can fook it?
Yoos.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

😉

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

See that draw?
We're having the whole thing.
Ours.
Nothing will stop us.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

Everybody coupled off but look beneath the surface.
Cheating on their phones with the shadows growing long.
Meaning getting found and it coulda been a belter.
Technology the jealous will not orcestrate this song.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

You won't wanna hear it but eventually you'll have to.
What social media is is a panicky and echoing corridor.
You had a good walk down it and you've thought it's all there is.
It isn't.
Next time a door opens, go through it.
It's a way out of thoughts that weren't your own.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@gmce77 It would be completely atrocious if the bastard had to stand there every day emptying his fucking leg.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

John Denver: Hi wife, listen it's over so I'm leaving on a jet plane.

Wife: ok.

Five minutes later:

John: Hi wife, well I can't fit the wings of my jet plane out the door so can I stay here tonight?

Wife: No.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@Social_Mime It's definitely a positive.
Sometimes the owner is in the way of me just taking them home.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

I'm looking forward to all the respectful, sensitive and informative content in the build up to the England Germany game.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

The amount of underhandness and political strategies that I have to overlook to be this ridiculous.
It's a lot motherfucker.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@The_Liminalist_ Not that one.
But sometimes they get buried with a special bag. 🤑

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@markhoppus @grundy_david I love you.

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@The_Liminalist_ There's a place near me where they all lie down with like concrete stones that say their name.
I took one home last week.
Well, some of her.
A real lovely girl.
Very thin and quiet but really hot. 🤣🤣🤣

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@The_Liminalist_ It wouldn't be the first time.
Last girl I was with hid behind the chair for three years and swore I was just a stalker.
I just can't believe it.
I nearly knew her name and everything. 🤣

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@The_Liminalist_ Might even see them again. 🤣

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

@davecopping87 👍

[Fred @Freddy_Mash]

People will say this current shite began early last year.
It really didn't.
It actually started round about the early eighties when they got you thinking that integrity was a disadvantage.
That is not and has never been the case.
See through it or don't, but it's still true.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

One rainy afternoon I amused myself by changing all the contacts in my phone to amusing nicknames that would flash up when the phone rang. Six months on I've forgotten the original names and I have no idea who it is when I get a call.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Remainers on the 5th anniversary of Brexit😂