Freddy the Snowman

Just a cool dude doin cool stuff. Hoping to meet some hot snow girls. DM me if interested.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Wow! So I melted. We are used to it. You melt, evaporate and fall back down as rain, sleet or snow.

Anyway, I fall back to earth and it keeps snowing. Next thing I know I’m buried. I couldn’t even get to my IcePhone. Finally the clouds part and I’m back baby! Fluffier than ever!

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Utterly offended at the term ‘Snowflake’ in current politics.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Being unable to shower is awful. So thankful for dry shampoo. @Pantene

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Thinking of Halloween ideas. Mr. Freeze?

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@Danger_Michael Took this last night just before my camera lens iced over.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Beautiful moon last night. Sun bad. Moon good. 🌛🌙

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Terrifying Tale.

“America’s snowiest major city (Syracuse, NY) in 1992 it tried a new trick to control white stuff. The city’s Common Council passed a decree that any more snow before Christmas Eve was illegal. It snowed just two days later.” 😦😦😦

@mental_floss

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

❤️❤️❤️

[The Pluto Diaries @Plutoliveshere]

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[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Feelin this. Came through town a few years back when the city was hit pretty hard. Hoping you guys get some powder with some safe streets.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Looking for a bigger nose so I can finally smell this crisp New York air. Couldn’t pass on the price. Definitely saving a few bucks. @WholeFoods

Organic Carrot, 0.5lb https://t.co/l9tYnMeHb4

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Incredibly proud! I’ve been on the ice a few times my self. I miss the sound of sharpened skates attacking the ice. ⚠️

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

It just is so, so right.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@Danger_Michael I really appreciate the positivity and the kind words. Stay warm. But not too warm. 😉

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Guess who just got their first round of vaccine!!!! 👈The guy!!!!

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@Danger_Michael Honestly yes and no. Hoping we get at least 5 or six inches. I enjoy the added fluff from a nice snowfall. But the wind can be a little much. There is potential for a nice snow lady to come along. I enjoy my solitude but it can be terribly lonely.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@Danger_Michael Thanks. So far so good. Slightly itchy around the injection site. But other than that I’m good. I get my second round in two weeks. I’ll keep you reprised. 🙏🙏🙏

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@NWSEastern Weather Dudez, don’t fail me now! Daddy needs some more cushion! 🥶

[NWS Eastern Region @NWSEastern]

Potential for a significant winter storm this weekend into early next week. Probabilities of snowfall for the 72 hours from 7 am Sunday to 7 am Wednesday are from the National Blend of Models (NBM) which combines forecasts from a large number of computer models.

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

@HarvardSummer really wondering why there isn’t a winter school that I could attend...

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Shoutout to the kid that returned my eyes. Some little girl took them and ran away. Luckily ten minutes later a little dude showed up with a fresh set of eyes and some shades. 😎

[Freddy the Snowman @FreddySnowman]

Frozen or Frozen 2? I’m partial to the lizard in the second one. Minus the fire... 🔥