Frederic Simon

Just Fred, Belgian, once in London now in the south of France thanks to Brexit

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@Suewilson91 And a German flag ! The tweet below was only for fun

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@SpencerHakimian And he brightly located Belgium in Europe just between Peru and Libya

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@SuperNo Depuis 3 ans en VE (Kia) et 75000 km au compteur. Je ne reviendrai pas au thermique

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@ThugValere Ma cousine se pr��nomme Orphise. Ça claque hein !

[Steevy Boulette @lafotaki]

Le plus important, c'est qu'elle soit heureuse. Je lui souhaite beaucoup de bonheur ainsi qu'à Sébastien Delogu.

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@Arden_2210 -5

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@its_mizuko_ 360. It's x2 then x3 then x4 then x5 etc

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@FanDeMarlene Et sinon le litre à 2,3 euros ça passe bien ? Quel beau tweet d'inculte

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@LilyCroftVT Il y a le même aux halles de Sète

[Steevy Boulette @lafotaki]

"Pour lutter contre les réactionnaires du Canon Français, on a organisé un déjeuner entre blancs où ce sont les femmes qui font la bouffe et le service."

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@LilyCroftVT Yodo you only die once

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@AudeJavel79 Tu as raison. L'autorité cest important

[MagellanQuest 🇪🇺/acc @MagellanQuest]

People mock the EU as “bureaucracy”.
But that bureaucracy turned a continent of borders, currencies and wars into a space where 450 million people can travel, pay, call, study and work almost as if it were domestic.
That is not boring.
That is civilization becoming usable.

[Philippe Briday 🇪🇺🇺🇦#NiFachoNiFacho @pbriday]

Un médecin marseillais qui souhaite rester anonyme prétend avoir un traitement miracle contre le #Hantavirus

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

The famous PICNIC. Problem In Chair Not In Computer

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.”

I checked the monitoring tool.

His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in.

I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.”

Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident.

Asked him for screenshots of the problem.

He sent a photo of a black screen.

I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.”

At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script.

He plugged it in.

Laptop turned on.

I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.”

The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail.

For “trend analysis.”

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."

UNBELIEVABLE

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@jeromegodefroy @farrugiadom La nostalgie n'est plu5ce qu'elle était

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@LilyCroftVT Tiens c'est pour ça que j'ai quitté la Belgique pour le Gard. Je gagne moins bien ma vie mais suis proche du vin et sous le soleil.

[Frederic Simon @Frederi02667358]

@monsieurkaplan Y’a les mêmes en Espagne. Leur utilité n'est pas d'essuyer des mains mais plutôt de saisir des aliments gras ou salissants sans salir les doigts