Fredesvinda

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

let johnny knoxville make a saw movie

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[cane @canelaslow]

this joke will never stop being funny to me

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

going to the gym putting all my anger in my ass like a real woman

[camel :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[erina @rotting4days]

i have not stopped thinking of michael jackson after the fucking movie

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I didn’t go on ozempic, I lost weight the old fashioned way (got cheated on)

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[axel @gravecanary]

he was so excited to be there