A Saucy Derpatologist

A fresh biologist who posts way too much. Like lab stuff? Art? Cats? Stay tuned then. Like my art? Consider checking out my shop!

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

I can only draw on weekends so please keep that in mind

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Idk if anyone here is in the market for digital art icons but if you donate to any of the places on this caard and send me time stamped proof Ill draw you a profile picture. Same w caps that you signed five or more of the petitions, you get a pfp

https://t.co/07MmlW0FbO

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

tfw you find a Dc clutch after digging for two hours

[Laz @lazaro]

nothing will make you happier today than this clip of a pokemon card collector pulling a $55,000 charizard

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

i really want an amblypygid but alas no one I live with appreciates them

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Just looked at our avocado tree (the one we assumed will never grow anything because its been like 5 or 8ish years since we planted it) and....Holy Shit. Anyone need me to catapult avocados to them in these trying times?

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Henlo i am a food thottie. Today i made chicken parm, spaghetti, brussel sprouts, and fresh breads.

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

@rmartinledo @anatinmyshoe I'm so sorry I saw these little dudes and had to make them a Flat Worm on a String

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

yall ever just weep because you discovered that long-nosed horned frogs exist? Their face is an entire mood

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

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Me trying to pick up girls at the theater

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

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Seriously look at how stupid cute these things are.

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

I'm super into street food vids right now and the only thing I have learned is how badly I need little fish shaped bread cookers. I think I saw one for squid or maybe lobster too and holy GOD I NEED IT

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Oh to be an american badger. To be a fat little man with an attitude problem and dig in the dirt.

[Corina Newsome, M.Sc. @hood_naturalist]

Yall know about vinegaroons? You know, the acid-shooting arachnids?

They get their name because they shoot acetic acid (aka vinegar!!!) as a chemical defense!

Don't look at my hands they ashy

[Dani @danihpayne]

Twitter! If you've participated in fieldwork, please could you send me some pictures from your fieldwork that you wouldn't mind me using in a presentation?

I am looking to have photos from a range of difficult disciplines to showcase the diversity of fieldwork! Thank you!

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

You know what I can't make fun of reptiles anymore for checking out during cold snaps. I have been sitting at my desk for god knows how long freezing to death and i have only JUST NOW managed to move because someone came in and turned my fan off.

[Hannah Weller, PhD (she/her) @hannahiweller]

In my main work, I study fish that keep their babies in their mouths (mouthbrooding, an OBJECTIVELY RIDICULOUS BEHAVIOR). And for fun, I wrote software that let me objectively test which Bowie outfit best matched a sea slug. Uh...I use it for science too though.

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

got more commissions rolling in and I saw a post a little bit ago with a snail that had a paper wasp nest on its shell so....guess what I'm using as a little art warm up haha

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Friend of mine is trying to get me into knitting....her plan may be working cause I cant stop. This is my third time round trying to get as far as i can without messing up and this one only has a few mistakes haha

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Could you imagine being a hermit crab minding your own business n getting slurped up whole by a Kemp’s? Thats how this guys day went. More #gutlab pics, this time with critters the LKs should be munchin on

[A Saucy Derpatologist @FredieSpaghetti]

Cheese is a great cross species motivator