Fred the Leopard

I am a leopard who likes football, beer and kebabs. I used to like the odd bet but I gave that up.
Buy my World Cup 2018 book. It will change your life!

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@sidlowe There are more than 14 seats in a Jubilee carriage and Westminster to Waterloo is only one stop. I posit that Kelvin is a lazy as well as Trumpist has been.

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@sidlowe Covered in batter and deep fried

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@MeltdownWRIF here’s one you might like for your radio show. Fantasy rock band line up
Drums Bonham
Bass Bruce
Guitar Page and Hendrix
Keys Lord
Vox Bon Scott

Backup Tina Turner and John, Paul and George

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@Ryanair

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@Ryanair what’s the expected departure time for your 16:40 from Leeds to Alicante. Still no gate announcement, and meant to be on board by now!

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@LauraRbnsn The poor robots

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@emrazz Dear Emm, did you see this story, men will buy women drinks more quickly if “competing” with men rather than women? https://t.co/HdQQSyeRwr

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@MeltdownWRIF Killing in the Name Of is probably my favourite uk Christmas number 1, I really don’t like the dreadful Do They Know it’s Christmas by Band Aid. It makes We Are The World sound like Vivaldi.

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@maxrushden @jonawils @JohnBrewin_ Best goal seen in the flesh? Obvs Barry has his header, but what about the floating brain in a jar, the portly prog rocker, and obvs yourself, the wet Lefty cutting in from the right?

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@MeltdownWRIF @101wrif Seasons of Wither Aerosmith
Black Ice AC/DC
Frosty the Snowman (rare) Metallica

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@TLRailUK Cheers Amy, I have to delay as I can’t board trains unless I ride out to St Albans and board at route start

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@TLRailUK It’s a bit late when one is already on a platform and can’t board trains that are packed solid, and now can’t reroute.

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Bye Twitter, thanks for all the sexbots, opportunities to hear from musicians and journalists I respect.

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@Super6 2-1 hopefully with an outrageous VAR decision.

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@MeltdownWRIF @101wrif Lick and A Promise Aerosmith
Hell Ain’t A Bad Place to Be AC/DC
Like A Rolling Stone Jimi
A Hard Days Night The Beatles

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@MeltdownWRIF Effing lightweights. If they ain't gonna drink it themselves, they shouldn't sell it.

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@Barcajim3 @maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @lucyjward_ @_JordanJBryan Which one is which? I can’t see Baz as either Keano or Vieria

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@ask_aubry Women getting the vote across the world made men’s lives better. Full fucking stop.

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @lucyjward_ @_JordanJBryan Good pod, particularly enjoyed Lucy saying that her other half foresaw Timo Werner’s miss, as at the same I called it as a miss. Even Barry has been chirpier than normal of late.