Fred Splesplotch

[Fred Splesplotch @FredSplesplotch]

@cdrusnret @MarkSteynOnline @rickmcginnis Twice, back to back

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@TalkinYanks It’s kinda mind boggling that he can run that hard without blowing a gasket while 2/3 of the Yankees roster over the past 20 years would have blown out a hammy or popped a calf. How in the hell is this $B franchise managing training and physical therapy?!?!?!

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@BryanHoch I would love to see details of his rehab program.

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@TalkinJake Jogged outta the box before popping a hammy trying to make up for it rounding first

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@FiresideYankees Run out of the box and maybe you won’t blow a gasket rounding first!!!

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@Super70sSports Please, someone, get Grok to AI a video of the Philly Karen in purgatory walking into Weaver’s, Martin’s, Anderson’s, …, Sweet Lou’s offices to lodge her complaints!

[Fred Splesplotch @FredSplesplotch]

@Sachinettiyil Biden would have just sent in undercover FBI agents.

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@Thats_BB_Suzyn Never thought about it before, but whaddaya think about getting Suzyn to manage the team?! :)
She’d bring more sanity to the team than Boone’s keep doing the same things expecting different results definition of insanity.

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@Thats_BB_Suzyn @jonmoxIeys And stood there posing in the box and pranced around the bases like he’s a .330/50/125 guy. Still an assclown without middle infielder hands.

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@GaryHPhillips If Boone had any balls whatsoever, he would have yanked him right there and told him he’d get someone on the mound who would field his freaking position. But he doesn’t, which is why this team continues to fail baseball 101 day in and day out.

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@TalkinYanks He’s been coached to break immediately to the bag on a ball hit to his left since he was freaking 8 years old

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@BBGreatMoments E.g., MLB CFs: How many throw downs to 2B that get through 2B/SS on steal attempts should ever really result in the runner at 3B?

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@TalkinYanks Why do the Yankees consistently make outs on the base-paths behind scoring runners on cutoffs? Another persistent baseball 101 problem on this team.

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@Joeinblack Well, The Mick was .298, 1509, 536, so it would easy to contrive an alternate “only” :)
But good points on both his career and the swing diagnosis :)

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@eyyankees Wasn’t Drury’s official diagnosis “dizziness”?
I’ve gotten so dizzy reading Yankees magical medical mystery tour press releases for so long I can’t stand up anymore.

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@FiresideYankees “Will undergo”?! Why not two days ago? Did the Yanks not elect the premium PPiO this season?!

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@NickTurturro1 Head and heart are questionable.
Body language is horrible.
Gotta field your freaking position.

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@JomboyMedia @TalkinYanks Como se dice Josh Donaldson en Espanol? Jose Caballero!

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@hayc2144 @TalkinYanks @BryanHoch And the Dr Ahmad magical medical mystery tours of diagnoses, treatments, and rehabs have been maddening for way too many years - especially on the soft tissue stuff.
Long overdue for an overhaul.

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@citizens_sanity Sadly, any kid whose “parents” would put him into that public school system is already lost