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spoon fed bluegrass and weird jams since birth, my job is making sure people’s phones work.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Sorry I’m late, T. I was eating them kool aid pineapples and passed out from a sugar coma. I’m alright but Ade thinks I could be diabetic now

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@EarthlingATLien REC series, GDT Pinocchio CC, Parasite CC 👀

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

This is us after each of our series this year

[A$AP Petzy @TheMattPetz]

These Sox/Orioles series have become my World Series this season just because @FreebasedSlinky

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

Me when I slip on seagull shit and fall to my death off the Oil Rig Military Base in Metal Gear Solid 2

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@hthieblot https://t.co/GVBjDaOGLz

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@TheMattPetz @billybrizzle420 I said this as a joke to a group of Floridian’s once and they smoked me by informing me that Palm Beach is the island off of the coast of West Palm Beach. So it’s technically West Palm Beach. Sneaky bastards

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@Detroit_Hustles Healing vibes buddy ♥️

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Hot Fries are definitely not as hot as they use to be…Andy Capp…what gives?

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Is Lowe’s a fucking clothing store now where the fuck are the tools?

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@AScribbledEagle @facetedcarapace Yes and then the most Catholic thing ever was to steal it and say they made it.

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@TheMattPetz Don’t remind me. At least we got it the next year 🏆

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

Will never forget my dad and I stood up off the couch without saying a word to each other and went our separate ways just…pissed

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

It will always be this.

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

Harbaugh loves a 30+ year old WR

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

The #Giants add another veteran WR: The team is signing JuJu Smith-Schuster after today’s workout, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Added today:

Odell Beckham
Braxton Berrios
Smith-Schuster

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

WHAT

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

The pitch count on this UCLA softball pitcher is nuts

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

@XycronVA Nah this the best spot to vape and do whatever tf you want

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Drunk off my ass after downing 5 he-man long islands and about to show everyone in this theater who really has the power

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

If alcoholism had food groups one of them would be McDonald’s