Chrystia Freeland’s Debt

I’m the Canadian financial wiz keeping the country a float! Some may say a financial genius. I love pronouns and spending money. (Parody Account).

[Adam Beis @adambeis]

I simply find it hard to believe that Pierre Poilievre lost his riding.

He had a 87% probability of winning before the counting even began.

The counting at the beginning was extremely slow.... and then suddenly the votes were released in huge numbers for Fanjoy. Unbelievable.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

I can’t wait to get back into office and stand alongside Mark Carney! Just so you know, I will distance myself from him when Canadians get mad again. I follow sentiment and ignore my contributions to wrecking this country!

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

Chrystia Freeland says A liberal win is a win for Canada.

I can't stand that insufferable cnt.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

@ryangerritsen I can’t even believe it! I back pedaled so hard on Trudeau I tricked Canadians into thinking I can change. Time to fuck up the country some more!

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Carbon tax 2.0 bill is first on our agenda. Just hoping for a majority government to pass it right away!

#CanadaElections2025 #Liberal

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Looks like we’ve brainwashed Canadians again!

All we had to do was change our face of leadership to continue the same liberal agenda.

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

I can't believe you guys voted me into Government!

I'm really glad you bought all the b*llshit I served you.

Anyways, enjoy my shift to the far, far, far, far, alt-left.

[Sue Mac 🇨🇦 @GreatBig_Sea]

Canada has fallen. 😢

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Douglas Ford’s provincial election win is under liberal protest. We were so close to winning!

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

In an interview I had stated, “I was the one minister who had the gumption to resign.” I’d like to remind Canadians that this had nothing to do with Trudeau’s pressure to step down. I’ve never had association with him.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Justinflation will never be fixed.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

You’ve probably noticed the $200 carbon tax rebate by now. Call it even?

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Mr. Speaker!

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

@covid_parent @MarkJCarney Masks should be enforced when gathering at such short proximity.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

I’m going to try my best to win the votes of Canadians. I promise to raise the debt ceiling and spend more of your money!

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

I’ve always wondered how to balance a budget. Then again, it’s not like I’m the finance minister.

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

Scratch that guys, sorry I’m a little late

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

This JUST-IN, did you guys hear Trudeau is out of the running for liberal leader? Should I jerk jagmeet and get another coalition going?

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

I pledge to form a Canadian D.O.G.E coin, with a few tweaks. No government branch shall be investigated, just the tax payer!

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

What would my approval rating be as Prime Minister?

[Chrystia Freeland’s Debt @Freelandebt]

@ztisdale @cafreeland No. That was a necessary step to control Canadians. I thought that’s what people wanted?