Zachary Freeman

Author, Screen Writer, Filmmaker, and Musician

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

I became so anally-retentive that I had to stop the behavior due to it's efficiency-loss in rectal energies.

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

When I look at my cats anus it seems to be wincing at a consistent frequency, and I decipher this through the magnetic vibrations of sin!

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

I have no girl friend. I masturbate. I have a bad memory; don't do laundry. When I get out of the shower it's a game of cum-towel roulette.

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

I'm writing a new play about a young man's journey into puberty, it's called "A Mid Summer Night's Wet-Dream."

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

He rarely surfaces, only rare instances brings him outside, other than that he is just along for the ride. #riding #background

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

If I am having trouble producing a bowel movement, I have found that the best medicine is a good philosophy book. Plato = Poop. #Plato

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

In times of trouble, he instantly snaps into action, he becomes you, and your tongue speaks his every intended action. #master #controller

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Constantly observing, analyzing everything, only few know what he is about, and he is waiting for the perfect moment to come out. #observer

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Arise every day as a stronger person, you beat the trauma, nothing can put you in that place again, you will live your life free from drama.

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Soon you will repair the way you think, and that trauma that you once experienced, will be gone by the time you blink. #trauma

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Replace that horror by thinking of something that gives you joy. Slowly with time; you no longer that trapped scared little boy. #dendrite

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

No drug can soothe you, no doctor can fix you, no scripture will enlighten you; caught in despair of a memory that won’t repair. #despair

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

My philosophy book will be submitted the the publisher next week. If you want see want to read it for free now; http://t.co/Ywtjf9FgBi

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Have you heard ‘Piss On My Face’ by Zachary Philip Freeman on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/2EKMXJ1mjB

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Have you heard ‘Collective Catastrophe’ by Zachary Philip Freeman on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/TM5CDN89CR

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

Have you heard ‘Happy Hallucinations’ by Zachary Philip Freeman on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/HXW1SK0lMs

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

I'm just a sick bastard who loathes other sick bastards.

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

I hide all of my pornography bookmarks in a folder I have entitled, "Unsolved Math Equations." #porno

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

If you could only feel the rage inside you that makes you tired of this societal game; it would be the match that ignites an internal flame.

[Zachary Freeman @Freemanologist]

The only thing that keeps you from rebelling is your minimal reward band, when in reality the power is all in your hand. #rebellion