The Freeport 411

DM and submit your 815 confessions and local 411 whether you got the tea or if you just wanna call someone out cuz their breath stank. Alwayz annonamous.

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Who grew up to be the most weird af

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FREEPORT SCANNER:
!Halloween Alert!
Officials are saying that if this trick-or-treater shows up to your house tonight LOCK THE DOOR AND CALL THE POLICE! She is armed and dangerous.

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I love this movie about 40 year old men that still live at home with their parents

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FREEPORT SCANNER: Man wanted for public indecency in Krape Park. Around 2:33 PM on Tuesday, April 28th, suspect took a huge dump in the Krape Park waterfall and fled the scene pantless while being chased by law enforcement. Sketch of the suspect below

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FREEPORT UNDERGROUND: The DNA results have come back for Madie Meador’s paternity test. The results are hard to ignore #ThanksMaury

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I demand to speak to the person that lets Melinda Cook teach America’s youth lookin like this

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If Josh Naujokas next song ain’t about the time he fucked an apple pie I ain’t listening to that shit. But let’s be real.. no one listening to his shit either way

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If I had a dollar for every night Ellie Haddad was at the bar, I’d have enough money to get that lil girl some DAMN HELP

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I got a theory that Lizzo really a gay black man name Lance Ferguson

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I’ve been robbed by racked up Richard, I just prayed that those stains racked up Richard 🙏🏻

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I got 2 pressing questions about Sawyer Shaw.

1. Why do he look like Lois Griffin from Family Guy?

2. Is he tall enough to go down the slide at Read Park Pool?

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There’s a reason why y’all ain’t seen Ty Sheldin Johnson and Young M.A. in the same room

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Tori and Tyra Clark are so pretty😩

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I heard Freeport made the 8 PM curfew cuz Becca Kimpel got a car again and they ain’t want no one to get hurt

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Gotta cut the foolery and say #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #EqualityMatters #DontLootSmallBusiness #Fuck12 #StaySafe

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Why do Jaden Holland look and act like Scrappy-Doo

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Hey Freeport 411 Fans:
It’s been fun creating and sharing the best Freeport comedy. There’s no place like the 815. Thanks for letting me share some laughs.
-Andrea Hartman

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Damn 24 likes 👀👀👀
Reveal at 10:30

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Favorite this if you want to know who runs this account. If I get 15 likes by midnight I’ll expose myself

[👁lilbutt @BigpoopR]

expose this tyrant. this has gone on long enough

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Favorite this if you want to know who runs this account. If I get 15 likes by midnight I’ll expose myself