Jordan Brown

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

If she tries to flirt with cops to get out of tickets and she looks like precious... #SheRatchet

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Why name hurricane fag names. Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthafucking classroom!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears bitch.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Don't trust these hoes

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Dark skinned girls with blonde hair need to stop it. The only bitch that can rock that is Dijonay from The Proud Family.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Saying "bitch" after proving your point.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

If she still has a text signature. #SheRatchet

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Some of yall hoes need to stop getting on your knees to suck penis and start getting on your knees to talk to Jesus!!!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

M.O.N.E.Y. "M"akes "O"ther "N"iggas "E"nvy "Y"ou!!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

ALL THESE SUMMER HOES TRYNA BE WINTER WIVES

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Realshit, Twitter taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet ratchet activity 4

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

If she tries to flirt with cops to get out of tickets and she looks like precious... #SheRatchet

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Chris Brown punching hoes, Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.

[Jordan Brown @Freesevih]

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work.