Mrs Lana

Pentecostal Christian, loving God with my whole life and not only my lips.

Daughter of God | Wife | Worship Leader

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Think you're a good person? Why not take a short test?

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@TheEbonyMaw When she said in the speech that made her famous "you have robbed me of my childhood" all I could think was that's how she actually feels towards her parents/caregivers

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@Awk20000 Why did they think adding more people would make this more appealing?

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@godblesstoto I came across an episode of Taskmaster with her on it. There are few contestants I believe make Taskmaster worse and she was one of them.

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@Q_Review "These people don't have self awareness" my dude you are the case in point.

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@nayibbukele "Violence isn't always the answer" says violent gang leader, pleading for mercy

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@dyingscribe Remember how in Cyberpunk, Texas seceded from the USA? Haha wow that's crazy, isn't it so good it's fictio-

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@BillyM2k In short, no. Look up "Dunning-Kruger Syndrome".

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@dyingscribe There was a racist aboriginal fella in my hometown who was a friend of the family. Mum locked her keys in the car and saw him, asked him if he knew how to get them out

he said "I'm probably the only black fella in this town that doesn't know how to break into a car"

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@marxistyaoi @_pyromanicat You're advocating for people to be scammed. This isn't the own you think it is.

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@ReallyLoudFart iirc they did this in zero gravity and the phenomenon still happened, so I don't think it's related to gravity.

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@Nugjokes Yeah Dad has been riding bikes for years and had a nasty accident overseas. Got airlifted to an Aussie hospital, called me, and the first words out of his mouth were "Don't tell my partner!"

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@GreenTextRepost One elderly guy I tutored needed to find or reset his password for his email (left at home) before we could do anything. That was week 1. Week 2+ ended within minutes because he still hadn't done it.

I think they're just lonely and use it as an excuse to talk to someone.

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@approachitsmart @DailyMail Not to mention the 500 witnesses that 1 Corinthians mentions

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@SpinoHawk097 @TheEbonyMaw He literally said "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't forbid murder. Intellectual honesty is past gone.

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@I_Avas @TheEbonyMaw At this point you may as well drop the act and just full on live in sin if you're THIS willfully misinterpreting God's word.

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@I_Avas @TheEbonyMaw If it meant "wives" it would have said "wives" not "wife".

No amount of scripture twisting makes polygamy ok.

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@hayasaka_aryan How many people are on that podcast?! When I thought "surely there's no more" they hit us with the damn chef

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@ReputyD @netflix Looks like the traction alopecia has already started.

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@AlysssaHazel @TheEbonyMaw What you're talking about is a culture of honour. It might not be unfaithfulness as in cheating, but it's dishonouring them.

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@dyingscribe I was sure he was outed for cheating on her years ago