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That you are here—that life exists, and identity; That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.” ― Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

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Isn’t it weird that once President Biden instructed the FTC to investigate whether the oil industry was artificially rigging the market to keep prices high, the prices began to plummet? Things that make you go hmmm... 🤔

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@jmiguelmena @MattyBoPhatty @rainnwilson Video games have existed for less time than automobiles. People were driving poorly from the jump. It’s a human problem. Stop scapegoating video games. People commit crimes and atrocities because we are flawed and overly emotional animals. Learn to be humble and let it go. Easy.

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@HaightNotHate @JLAS_94 Bwahaha! So much yes to this! I had an account in the long-long ago times, but I never miss it. Best thing I ever did for my self care. Twitter is enough. Take advantage of the muting features and it makes things so nice on here. Say no to CreepFace!!!

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@MikeMcMahanTM

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@thedailybeast We don’t like royals here…there was this whole thing back in the day with the king of England…

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@adultswim I really like what you’ve done with your hair! And is that a new top? You have an effortless sense of fashion that I not only admire but appreciate without jealousy or envy. Have an absolutely wonderful remainder of the day!!!

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@TheJohnDiMaggio

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@DougBenson Are you shielding your eyes and balls from that death ray they are mercilessly blasting you with??
#toobright
#spf5000
#tight5onlighting

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@johnastoehr I always start to feel utterly militant when I get wound up talking about the lengths we as a society must be willing to go to to ensure the public safety… then I see some panicked shitbird screaming about how Soros wants to eat babies in a Jewish space laser… soooo yeah.

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@johnastoehr I do believe Mr. Stoehr is all out of fucks. I couldn’t agree more with this sentiment. Why are we keeping this candle lit for the great movement of the persuadable middle?? There is not a vast pulpy center of the whole of us that is undecided. Stop catering to this illusion!!!

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@MollyJongFast TY for this, but mostly for further legitimizing the use of the magically delicious word that is: fuckery. Appreciate you and your continued efforts.

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@HaightNotHate Haha this happens to me sometimes as well. If I get up late, I often forget and then am reminded as soon as I reach for my coffee and go, ugh, I gotta go put on deodorant…lol
#workfromhomelife

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@HaightNotHate https://t.co/Q4fIV7wqaq IDK if this bodes well for me or not… I mean, on the one hand there is the discovery of treasure, but that whole battling drug dealers part seems kinda sketchy.

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This is my inner voice right now. For anyone whom can relate, I give you this fine song by Quicksand. Enjoy, maybe…idk. https://t.co/yRGq3Qzazk

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Apropos to no one in particular, I was fortunate enough to watch the new Bo Burnham special on the mighty Netflix last night. It got me into some weird spaces in my mind theater. I am still chewing on it and making sense of the nuance. Again, IMOO, I would recommend a viewing.

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@HaightNotHate Caramel Macchiato for life? Yokay!!!

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@HaightNotHate @waltshaub Ha! I also am in IT support and I was thinking the same joke up but you beat me to the punch my friend!
#ITlife
#Usererror
#Haveyoutriedrestarting

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@SethMacFarlane @AmericanDadTBS
I found the Cheese Brothers IRL!!!
#cheesebros
#cheeseitup
#colforbinlovesgooeycheese

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Quote this tweet with a black and white pic of you.

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@johnastoehr Holyshitballs this is brilliant!