Bread

Fresh loaf of admittedly cannibalistic bread, with opinions. Follow for fresh, breaded puns.

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@POTUS I just want to know why the Nipmuc Nation, who had nearly 80% of its members wiped out by the government, is then told we don’t qualify for recognition because of low membership numbers. Y’all killed most of my heritage. But at least there’s an apology right?

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@MariamSemb84199 @muhmmedaytimur @elonmusk But have you ever had a KitKat?

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#ShadowRaids Can we get a bread pokemon?

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@sporked Bread

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@MythicalChef Josh, love me again.

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@anko_bun So uh... who do I knead to contact to get these prosthetics?

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@WaluigiCubed It’s not the size that matters. It’s how it handles it’s buttering.

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@Gatazehenosoco1 Badum tiss. 👌🏻

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@DollarCostAvg That may be the most perfect loaf.

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@Itzswello What’s up?

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@Thiccboibeans You ever see a loaf of bread in Kevlar?

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@Garnetgiri There are no politics in bread. We rise for all occasions!

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@tweeezykj This is how you end up with crumbs.

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@interstellarjo1 It’s not the breads fault. You must train your colon to handle the health.

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@kerwincaesar99 The bread Illuminati controls flour supply. Bastards have been sending year old flour the last couple months. The yeast they could do is know we knead the good flour.

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@daltoneering Uncle?

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@hugnable @_LINK3N_ You damn right!