The Freshman Diaries

I was a nerd in High School, In College I'll be a...

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Drinking Game: take a shot anyone tweets about PLL #ThisOneCounts

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"She aint into wine and roses, beer just makes her turn up her nose, she cant stand the thought of sippin champagne..." #WhiskeyGirl

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no matter how much of a bum the rest of your outfit makes you look like... just add pearls #set

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Im not the girl your mom warned you about... Her imagination was never THIS good

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If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be

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Do you think they give out scholarships for Hogwarts?

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Fridays are kinda like mini holidays for college students... #MuchNeeded

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I will not be any mans half-time, down-time, spare-time or sometimes. So dont waste my time

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Living well is the best revenge

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Im no longer talking to anyone due to this thing called screen shots...

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Why do I always find myself in a tattoo/piercing shop?? #spontaneous

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If I had a super power Id want to be invisible so I could steal designer clothes #powersforevil I swear Im a good person I just like fashion

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Im gonna invent a mirror that takes selfies #genius

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Just voted for Maxim's Hot 100 #TotallyAcceptable

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If I got tattoos at the rate I designed them for myself thered be a problem #BrokeAndInked

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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home #Escape

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@Zerran93 Sorry it took me so long! #Imback #OutofRetirement

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An empty campus just means less witnesses to my walk of shame #Winterbreak

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Youre just a game & Ive stopped playing

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your multiple tattoos arent gonna impress me if theyre generic and pointless #sorrybud