SlamFresh

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Me: See a roach crawling around, go to step on it
Roach: *flies at me*

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@xKingMaurix @FortniteBR Couldn't* saying "could" literally means you care.

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@chip766 @RubMyHand @FortniteBR

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@RubMyHand @FortniteBR One on the left looks like lugia from Pokémon lmao

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@FortniteGame Distracted by a butterfly lmao

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@ThatBritKim Welp..asked my grandma. It's basically a big poofy blanket. Was totally wrong on that one

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@ThatBritKim Pretty sure it's a cabinet or something like a sink counter top. Heard that word a lot when I was a kid, but can't remember exactly what it is. So it's some sort of furniture

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@FortniteBR Every time I see MOTD I think it means Mob of the Dead lmao

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@iHateNickSida My dude you're the coolest of them all.

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Can't stand to drink anything carbonated anymore. It's literally like drinking liquid static.

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@ThatBritKim Like this

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Just now realized that an ATM fee is literally like you're paying for your own money wtf is this world

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@Dominic47157029 @FortniteBR Bro you are one of those kids asking for likes lmao

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Was leaving the grocery store, and the cashier hits me with "have a good one." Brain cell 1: Say "have a nice day"
Brain cell 2: Nah say "have a good one"
Mouth: Haven gice done

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@ThatBritKim Oh shit I forgot about West World, watch that shit immediately!

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@ThatBritKim Altered carbon is extremely good, but there's only like 12 episodes. Peaky blinders is good too

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@ThatBritKim The sinner is extremely good, Luther is good but doesn't have that many episodes. Requiem is a creepy/mysterious show that's worth watching.

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I swear anytime I yell "shut the door" as someone is walking out, they NEVER shut it. Fml

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Why isn't there a clear toaster to see when your toast is toasted? Nobody likes burnt toast bro

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What idiot decided to call it the Vet instead of a dogtor? Shit sounds so much better