Wesley Toler

Corporate attorney, guitarist

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

The Scots might mess around and earn themselves an invite to the Southeastern Conference

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

📹 cielmeowmun

[The Bishop @BillBishopKHOU]

Surf's up in Galveston thanks to Tropical Storm Arthur. Dangerous conditions.
Image from KHOU Air 11

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

"What the f**king hell was that?" chant England fans after the three-minute hydration break (used for commercials by US TV). #ENGCRO

[Paul Gallant @GallantSays]

Titans gonna sue the Congo for playing a “football game” while wearing light blue unis in Houston. 😬

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

"The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran’s short-range ballistic missiles"

"...the purpose of this is to destroy that missile capability."

"our mission and our focus is the destruction of their ballistic missile capabilities"

"the objective of this mission is the destruction of their ballistic missile capabilities"

"I’m telling you what the objectives of this operation are.  The objectives of this operation are to destroy their ballistic missile capability and make sure they can’t rebuild it, and make sure that they can’t hide behind that to have a nuclear program.  That’s the objective of the mission."
-- Marco Rubio, 3/2/26

https://t.co/yNCUakGrmx

[Michael Davies @embassydavies]

DR Congo playing up to their number one ranking in democratic republics.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

It‘s insane in here. The stadium. Cristiano Ronaldo on the pitch. The aura is crazy.

[T𑀣ᑏI 🇦🇱🇺🇸 @RexKwonDo92]

Nah this isn’t true

Henry loves Zlatan because they played together at Barcelona and he always makes Henry laugh. If anything, they both absolutely hate Lalas - rightfully so. He’s a moron.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[Bob Ruggiero @BobRuggiero2]

RIP Walt Parazaider, 81. A co-founding member of Chicago and their saxophonist, he had retired from touring and been in hospice care after being diagnosed with Alzheimer's. His playing - especially on those first eight albums - helped set the tone for the "rock band with horns."

[AG @AGHamilton29]

Bloomberg has published the MoU.

Now we know why they did not want to release the text…

There are zero substantive enforceable commitments from the Islamic Republic in this document.

https://t.co/FjMWwXUKUj

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Europeans might have been sleeping during Messi’s hat trick but they are sure to be awake for Austria’s opening goal vs. Jordan!

[Michael Davies @embassydavies]

But could Messi do this against Paraguay?

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

The only World Cup footage you need to see today.

📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

[USMNT Otaku 🇺🇸 @USMNTOtaku]

All this talk about the Australian players using the American media as motivation, let’s not pretend the USMNT players aren’t motivated either when the Aussies injured Christian Pulisic and were kicking USMNT players as well the last time they played each other. This will probably be a revenge game for Pulisic.

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

The dynamic between Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Lalas is a WILD watch.

Lalas spews awful analysis (always has) but delivers it with the confidence of a great, without the acumen

Zlatan is in a world of his own confidence-wise and Henry clearly has no respect for either of the other’s opinions.

No chemistry, tons of ego, 10/10

[Bernard🇳🇱 @groundhopper_fc]

Just walked upon the Dynamo’s stadion and asked if we could see it from the inside.. Security just let us in!!!

CRAZY 🤣 Americans are so so friendly and welcoming. What a stadium 😍

UP THE DYNAMOS, See ya soon in the MLS I guesss!?! @HoustonDynamo

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Honestly the main thing I hope we get out of this world cup is the Argentinians swapping barbecue knowledge with the people of KC while they’re in town so we can create a hybrid super barbecue.