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Did you really think you could contain me? You only made me stronger. - Avogadro

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

Just dance fan art

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname.

Robert is my nicholasname.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

y'all sleeping on sex porn

[clive || teeth toucher 🍉 @stars4ivyy]

I was watching this guy artistically analyze episode 6 but him doing this shit with a straight face had me cackling so hard I actually had to pause and take a second

[saeqlyx @swooqp]

it’s called ID because “I” is short for I and “D” is short for dentification

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

✨😊 Cute baby names for 2026: Year of the Burger 🗓🍔!

Aurger 🍔 Burger 🍔 Curger 🍔 Durger 🍔 Furger 🍔 Gurger 🍔 Hurger 🍔 Iurger 🍔 Jurger 🍔 Kurger 🍔 Lurger 🍔 Murger 🍔 Nurger 🍔 Ourger 🍔 Purger 🍔 Qurger 🍔 Rurger 🍔 Surger 🍔 Turger 🍔 Urger 🍔 Vurger 🍔 Wurger 🍔

[CV @frickilooloo]

i fornicate with the notion

[大やま @Solzhe_shimarin]

意外と知られていませんが、バス停には、バスが好む樹液を塗ってあります。だからバスが停まってくれるのです。

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for the poor guy.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

(trying out vague posting) the

[latina fey @wh0r30z]

my boyfriend is so fucking unemployed

[SYMPHUUKAI @SYMPHUUKAI]

How I’ve been feeling choosing to queue with friends instead of studying

[jack @rat2weed]

asked her to wash a dish for me and shegoes ohhh i need to make some tweets

[rune sword @runesword1]

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

[La Sagrada Rain 🌙🔮 @steffmorganzzi]

Watching Family Guy but I didn’t notice it accidentally paused and I thought they were just doing a a bit where they all stand in silence for like 5 minutes

[jonas @bubblyaraz]

yall sleepin on sex porn

[novasoup @novasoupONLINE]

Welp, me pooping was NOT on my 2026 checklist. #MePooping

[evil wizard @enemyforklift]

My redesign of the new pokemon starters👇