Hangnail Jenny

Rolling the dice and paying the price with Minor Realm Games | MRG project wrangler and illustrator | she/her | BLM | fuck off TERFs

[Hangnail Jenny @fridythirteen]

I started this account to share my art and make dumb jokes but nowadays I mostly retweet leftists and dungeon masters anyway commissions are open and always punch Nazis thank you

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I feel like we’re close to cracking the mystery of whether the man who grew up wealthy from Apartheid might be racist

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows.

Don’t you dare act surprised.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets https://t.co/rQQiOfZd9V

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥

When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥

[david marden @marden_david]

@MohanadElshieky He wants to be Tony Stark but he's really just Rusty Venture....

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.

[Mobley 🏴 @mobleywho]

"Hoarders" tv show but it's a host interrogating rich people about why they hoard wealth that could be used to eliminate suffering

[Hangnail Jenny @fridythirteen]

Just an exceptionally good thread about one of my favorite films.

[kie @criminalplaza]

i love how the entire internet came together to make fun of that one dude who has sex to that terrible, terrible song

[Jess MF Hughes, Ph.D. @JessMFH]

According to the NYT, 608 people died of COVID in the US on Aug 18. This is likely an undercount. According to Our World in Data, less than 68% of the US population is fully vaccinated. Meanwhile, our govt is looking to monetize/restrict access to vaccines. It’s time to GET LOUD.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Hangnail Jenny @fridythirteen]

@RemeronNWine @themaxburns @bulldoghill Right to do what?