Ry

"So much salami, call my mommy"-Guy Fieri

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

*talking to cute boy at party*
Me to me: this is going well
Also me to me: tell him about the time you ate a spider

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

hey i noticed u weren't in my dreams last night what the fuck is that about

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

@mackenziehannon HA HA no way!!!!!!!!

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

@cecilimariecav @PaigeeDevitt @Benooty_B oh sorry I'm too busy writing show tunes about David Archuleta

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Intrusive thoughts are telling me to put my beer under the hand dryer.

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

@megmargs Oh I may be working on that soon here

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Ahh yes, Ferndale, MI 🏔

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

After graduation I never want to have to live in a place where I can't see mountains.

[Manish Bapna @ManishBapnaNRDC]

The Senate just made climate history. This is the most significant action the U.S. has ever taken to combat climate change.

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

@A_blakemore22 HAHAH right???????? 🤪

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

@Jackie_Moon_1 It’s your word against mine jack vegzanko

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Hey I just heard Jack Vizanko is vegan

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Just following up on this tweet 4 years later, I didn’t get in lol

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

A year ago I made the best decision of my life. Couldn't be happier ☺️ https://t.co/nv2YXHgSPf

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Oh that’s right, probably use their wealth and status to take care of it in another state and sweep it under the rug while thousands of women who aren’t afforded those privileges suffer.

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

What are all these rich white politicians going to do now when they get their mistress pregnant in a state where they voted to ban abortion?

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

“We can have different opinions and still be friends” doesn’t apply to human rights.

[Danny @SMOOCHONTHELIPS]

Who taught him how to do that Who taught him to get silly like that

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Me: schedules doctors appt to get evaluated for ADHD.
Me again: plans all my week’s activities around attending this appt.
Also me: forgets about the appt the night before and misses it. 🙃

[Ry @fried_RYEce]

Male aggression gives me the ick