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[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: Canada fucking loves Hunter Biden.
Source: Canada. 🇨🇦😌🔥

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Does Candace Owens work for Vladimir Putin like Benny Johnson and Tim Pool? Just look at her behavior and decide.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hayasaka_aryan

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So show me the actual incriminating information. Not some wack jobs opinion. The actual incriminating “information.” Main Justice, a Republican Special Counsel, 4 US Attorneys, the FBI, Congress and the Trump justice department in his first term had my hard drive- and not one charge related to any information on that hard drive was ever leveled at me. So I’ll wait.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@PolycomputingAI I have lots to say about the atrocities being committed by Bibi Netanyahu in the name of the Israeli people. It must end. And there must be a two state solution. There must be a way for Palestinians and Israelis to live in peace. The murder of innocents is murder period.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Serious question for all my gay friends, is Trump crushing on me or what? Posting pictures of me drawing his portrait in the middle of the night? Where’s Hunter? Lord knows he has my #. Seems like I’m in his dreams… even his little dreams during his many naps.
Mr. Trump - focus on Jaxson Dart he is more your type.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@OrangeFreddyG @andersleehere Even I don’t think Hunter Biden is going to save us.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I hear all these new reports about "flesh-eating screw worms" and I'm like MAGA has been around for ten years already

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@xchan044 Well I guess you and about three or four other people believe that but the 300M test of us still aren’t so sure.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Harvie3Culley I stand with Hunter Biden. Way too much sometimes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@drmikehart True. But these days I love Canada more.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)