the friendzone

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

When I talk to mom on the phone, I become macklemore.
Alright, okay. Alright okay.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

First thing that girl see in other girls photo: clothes, makeup, hair
First thing guys see in other girls photo: boobs

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Money doesn't grow on trees?
Yes it does, it's paper.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

I should have bought you flowers, and held your hand~
Well,I did. And you didn't appreciate it
someone else will one day.
And you'll regret

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Girlfriend and girl friend has a HUGE difference
Girl friend <- see that space in between there?

That space my friend

Is the friendzone.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Condom slogan: Don't let your affection give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

You may think it's stupid, but guys get jealous too. A lot.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Says she doesn't wanna hurt you, by hurting you.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Says you're perfect.

For another girl.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

I'd stuck a mistletoe up my butt, so you can kiss my ass

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Pokemon as celebrities.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

It is called 'crush' because it just crushes your feelings when she rejects you.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

That heartbreaking moment when you see your crush, kissing another guy.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Behind every man action is a woman overreaction.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

gets angry when you bug them too much.
gets angry when you bug them too little.

Girls.

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

This brings friendzone to a whole new level..

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Friendzone. Lvl 99

[the friendzone @Friend_zonedd]

Girl: I'm sorry, I can never love again. My ex has hurt me too bad
Guy: I understand

*3 days later*

Girl: meet my new boyfriend!
Guy: ...