ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 !

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[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

https://t.co/izTbd8HAak

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

ㅤ
ㅤ  it’s not rude, but look, we are the same age.
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Now you’re just being RUDE

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  being your son would be against any thought of mine. ew.
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

I DON’T— I don’t know. Sorry.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  WHY YOU ARE SCREAMING?
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

YEAH I HOPE SO

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  i’m too old to be your son, no?
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Just part of the team— not my son, right?

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  why is this day boring?
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[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

ㅤ
ㅤ  the terms are all according to the law, you just need to sign here and i will be part of your team.
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

( genuinely surprised that there’s an actual contract. )

Oh uh— let’s see uh— ( nervously peering at the fine print ) Is this a legally binding document?

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

// It’s funny to see people I’ve never seen in my life blocking me. sorry? lmao.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  ◜ he gives him an adoption contract. ◝ right here.
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[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

WHERE DO I SIGN

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  f4, adopt me.
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[𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓 🂡 ⋆.˚ @Wraithismz]

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* 𝕿͟𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 ⠀╱ 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍͟𝐈͟𝐆͟𝐇͟𝐓.
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[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  what will be my first lesson?
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[ࣸ ͏ ͏͏𝓁𝑒 ͏͏͏𝕯𝖎𝐀𝗕𝗟𝖊 ͏𝒷𝗅𝖺𝒏𝒄 ͏ ͏͏ ࣺ @plaisirte]

tomorrow. in this same kitchen.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  morning.
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[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

ㅤ
ㅤ  this is relevant information. but all right, when can we start then?
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[ࣸ ͏ ͏͏𝓁𝑒 ͏͏͏𝕯𝖎𝐀𝗕𝗟𝖊 ͏𝒷𝗅𝖺𝒏𝒄 ͏ ͏͏ ࣺ @plaisirte]

being a thief, all i have is patience and cunning, little spider.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

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ㅤ  can you be the patient type?
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[ࣸ ͏ ͏͏𝓁𝑒 ͏͏͏𝕯𝖎𝐀𝗕𝗟𝖊 ͏𝒷𝗅𝖺𝒏𝒄 ͏ ͏͏ ࣺ @plaisirte]

gambit can teach you some tricks. * 🤔

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

⠀⠀ ㅤ
ㅤ  maybe it’s for you. i’m terrible at this, but don’t tell anyone.
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[ࣸ ͏ ͏͏𝓁𝑒 ͏͏͏𝕯𝖎𝐀𝗕𝗟𝖊 ͏𝒷𝗅𝖺𝒏𝒄 ͏ ͏͏ ࣺ @plaisirte]

easier ways? cooking is easy.

[ᅟᅟᅟ𝓟͟ᴵ͟ᴰ͟𝒆𝒚 ! @friendlyarchnid]

ㅤ
ㅤ  you doing all this just to get compliments. you should find easier ways to have it.
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[ࣸ ͏ ͏͏𝓁𝑒 ͏͏͏𝕯𝖎𝐀𝗕𝗟𝖊 ͏𝒷𝗅𝖺𝒏𝒄 ͏ ͏͏ ࣺ @plaisirte]

i like the compliments about my culinary skills, spidey. * 🙂‍↔️