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@nicksortor You guys realize you CAN'T officially rename it... Right?
There was an agreement in 1909 that restricts any 'renaming' to private federal documentation.

So no, we're not 'raging' as you inbreds seem eager to assume... We're just amused at your species' idiocy.

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@ItsEm_VA @TMZ FOR YOU TO LIE TO ME SO BLATANTLY AND MAKE ME FEEL SOME DEGREE OF HOPE.

I HOPE SOMEONE SHITS IN YOUR CORN FLAKES FOR THE REST OF FUCKING TIME.

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@PopBase Fun fact:
He legally can't fucking do this. Not just because ECK-FUCK YOU THAT'S OURS???? But also because there is an age-old agreement in place that prevents either side from ever changing the name of the Great Lakes.

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@Xerebann I see you've never heard of Natasha Romanoff...

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He can't do that.
He literally CANNOT do that.

We hold the majority of Lake Ontario, it's in our fucking ball park, he's not allowed to fucking do that without instigating a territorial dispute, which can- and will- escalate to full on war.

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@_CaramelCocoa_ Oh hey, the little psycho lady!
... I mean that both figuratively (she's literally said to have zero remorse), and literally (get it? Psycho? She's Psychic?... I'm not funny).

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@Elite_4_J The move 'Tail Glow' is one of two known cases of a status move that raises a stat by three stages, with the other being Cotton Guard. Unlike it's counterpart, however, Tail Glow is only learned by three Pokemon ever; Volbeat (the original user), Manaphy, and Xurkitree.

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@YouTube Gotta love when you people do everything you can to ignore the rampant destruction of your creator base via your AI "quality assurance team" over the past few days.

Whoever runs this twitter account needs to be kicked in the jugular.

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@Raichuenjoyer I can kind of picture it, but on a few grounds:
1 - He just gets the Raichu, doesn't evolve his mainstay partner. He has his reasons to not want to evolve.
2 - It's an Alolan Raichu. The regular ones had proven to be rather... Aggressive in the show.

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@cooked_memer 1: Absolute point in time
2: Time Restoration Trick? You mean the same one he did using the TIME STONE? The TIME STONE THAT JUST FUCKED OFF????

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@khazarAntlers I love how everyone and their brother INSISTS that she gives off Gen 6 vibes, and like...

Guys. Cool it.

You're thinking of DIANCIE.

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@zoemdza Except that they genuinely don't? I would know, I've tried both.

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@PoloIsSwoolish Imagine hating the idea of someone who looked up to a superhero, suddenly becomes similar to said superhero, and is reasonably (and rightfully) excited to be similar to said superhero.

... That's not 'character assassination', that's a normal fucking reaction.

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@ResVtuber Riiight, because America's just so well known for tossing the book at people who commit crimes... Things like sexual assault of a minor, or mass murder, or obstruction of justice...

OH! Right, silly me, those aren't crimes- those are just the actions of your petty dictator~!

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Y'all realize we already had a term for someone faking being a part of a community, right?
They were called 'Posers'. Calling people 'Larpers' these days just feels like a random jab at actual ren-fair actors or ACTUAL live-action roleplayers.

Have some class, people.

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you’re lowkey a piracy larper if you don’t pirate indie games too

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@endingmylife4 Gotta love when people wear shit like "Hey, criminals are bad", and it's the *Americans* that insist on saying shit like "Actually, wearing this is a bad thing~"

Reeeaaaally not making yourselves look good.

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@regularaugust Speaking as someone who came in around the gaming era, I much prefer when gaming was the big thing. There'd been some controversy, sure, but nothing CONSTANT...

Then it all fucking changed.

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@FabrizioART You misspelled 'peak' a few times.

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@InsanePPLCope It's funny, protests used to involve a lot more rioting, maybe even a little civil war.

Just seems to me like you Americans prefer compliance over defiance.

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@JT_Speed "It's just performative at this point-"
Except that it isn't. They are, in fact, that bad. They were bugged beyond reason on release, the difficulty curve is more like a sheer fucking cliff face of unfairness, and the art direction looks lifeless and disgustingly tacky.