Friendly mafia

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.@RepTomEmmer, stop selling out your constituents. Oppose @AjitPaiFCC's plan to gut #NetNeutrality https://t.co/F8srRHUKwZ

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#AdviceForBackToSchool bribe your teachers for the best grades or leave a horse head in their desk and let them know you mean business

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@Sirhorseface If there is not a superhero called Super Lemon already I demand he be created his superpower can be spraying your eyes with lemon juice

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To the man that taught me everything I know thanks Dad. I promise that little "problem" you have will be taken care of today #FathersDay

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@shadetwt all i got is mySpace :(

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@DanNerdCubed Aw now the kids wont get to see my Puppet Theater on how the mob works :/

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happy st. Patrick's Day to you Irish and the Irish at heart #StPatricksDay

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#FreeAdviceIn5Words bleach makes bodies disappear quicker #YourWelcome

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#SpringIn5Words It makes burying bodies easier.

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@Big_Polish good luck with that comrade

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#WhenIWasAYearOld I completed my first hit that stuffed animal had no clue what was coming Rip bonbon.

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals
#christmas

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@maltlegman i 100% agree with you on that sir it's time to end it once and for all

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On this day prohibition was lifted celebrate by drinking at work it's your right as an american if your boss says no punch him. #repealday

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@king_of_games34 i knew i should have spent that extra 10$ on black jack and hookers :(

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Wack that man Tony
#MyFirstJobIn4Words

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Hey @PlayStation can you fix your servers so i can go back to having 12 year olds yell at me about how much i suck at quickscoping #psndown

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If your family says you cant become a bootlegger prove them wrong.Then when you get rich And powerful have them wacked. #MotivationMonday

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Remember kids today is Bootlegger Awareness Day. So every bottle of bootleg Liquor Bought will support down-and-out bootleggers. #bootlegday

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@2016catoffical Cool Cat i will vote for you under one condition that you ensure the safety of my "product" when it crosses the Border.