Friends Script

The One with the Script

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

The #FriendsReunion will air in the U.K. on Thursday 27 May on Sky One (channel 106 for Sky subscribers), at 8pm.

It will be available to stream on Now TV from the same time!

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

It’s February 14th, the one day of the year you can retweet this.

#HappyValentinesDay

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Look I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer."
“Phoebe, your mom killed herself." “She was a drug dealer!”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Emma’s birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say... Mukherjee”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Wait. Is that true? What you said? Phoebe’s never had a serious relationship?”
“Phoebe has never had a serious relationship.. since.. her super serious relationship... with.. Vikram.”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002!”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“If you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt YOU down and kick YOUR ass.”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Maybe he’s writing to tell Monica, he’s changed his name - ‘tell Monica, I’m Sorry’.”
“I think it means he freaked out and left!!”
“Don’t be so negative! God, isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there right now?!”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Hi, I’m Rachel. I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s.”
“I’m Amanda.”
“Ah! I get it! A-MAN-DUH!”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“You know, I never had a Dad around and now I always will... cause it’ll be me.”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“Now, if you wanna receive emails about my upcoming shows then please, give me money so I can buy a computer.”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

“You’re over me? When... when were you... under me?”

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"You call me when you grow up."
"Yeah, well... don't expect that to happen anytime soon!"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"You were my midnight mystery kisser?!"
"You were my first kiss with Rachel?!"
"You were my first kiss EVER!!"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"You were under the pile of coats?!"
"I WAS the pile of coats!"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"omg, how much do you weigh Ross?!"
"I'd prefer not to answer that, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight."

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"should I climb down your front so we're face to face, or should I climb down your back so we're.... butt to face?"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"You guys live round here too?"
"Oh yeah yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh, sidewalk."
"You know it?"

[Friends Script @FriendsScript]

"A moment on the lips, forever on the hips."