Places I prefer he commit:
1) Kentucky
2) Arizona
3) St John’s
4) Decides to go back to Iowa St
5) Goes overseas
6) Retires from basketball
7) Becomes professional fisherman
8) Joins the circus
9) Becomes a Monk
10) Joins the WNBA in a modern take on ‘Juwana Mann’
Imagine spending thousands of dollars on tickets yesterday thinking LeBron was gonna retire, and then he announces that his decision is choosing Hennessy.