Mike Rotchitches

Arkansas ZBT 93’ | Zyn rewards member | Founder of the RKO

[B3 @ML_BBN]

Places I prefer he commit:

1) Kentucky
2) Arizona
3) St John’s
4) Decides to go back to Iowa St
5) Goes overseas
6) Retires from basketball
7) Becomes professional fisherman
8) Joins the circus
9) Becomes a Monk
10) Joins the WNBA in a modern take on ‘Juwana Mann’

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saw this at the movie theatre today. what the actual fuck is this

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Madrid loses a game?

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waking up and not being able to find your yart after a night out gotta be top 10 worst feelings of all time

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AND ITS SECRETARIAT WITH A COMMANDING LEAD!

[DJ Heat @DJHeatDC]

Imagine spending thousands of dollars on tickets yesterday thinking LeBron was gonna retire, and then he announces that his decision is choosing Hennessy.

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peak life if my team could catch the football #paviais30

[Noah Kessler @NoahKesslerH]

Scottie Scheffler when USA desperately needs him

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Praying for any of our brothers being dragged to weddings Saturday 🙏

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Happy Birthday @b_bobby76139!!

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age is just a number. #balluptop

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@AdmiralSabamoto it’s time

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we meet again

[Orenthal James “O.J” Simpson @thaXburner]

Mini-fridge bed side table. Does this play?

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polo with gym shark at the bar. holy fucking kill urself #newkjersey

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@thehooob dei bid

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couldn’t beat it with a stick. #friyay

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of

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oh dear lord