@autistmew Let me feed you you wouldn’t even have to scroll you can just stare so you can squeeze and pull your udders while plunging into your soaked fat pussy
Mannn I’m broke, who wants to #send me porn funds????
You’d be contributing to helping me make more dumb weird goon posts for you to break your brain to! Don’t you want to help your goon friends out?
Oh this is my fault, I got in an argument with her and I called her “tit for brains” of course she trailed off and got a vacant look in her eye, she pushed her tits into my slowly over and over.
I guess she only knows how to interact with things with her tits now, oops!
Successful celebs getting you down? No sweat! Just pump them so full of yummy cummy hypno that they become porn obsessed neets that never leave their rooms!
Just humping and pumping to pictures of their old selves, never showering, gorging on Taco Bell, just another gross slob.
Taking a socially awkward people pleaser and hypnotizing them to associate the hardness of a cock to the success of a social interaction
“S-sorry! I’m totally boring you aren’t I? Here, my tits, is that better? You want to touch them? Of course! Sorry for talking so much…”
Unexpected side effect of pumping the same subliminals through the speakers of the entire campus. The girls start to become… similar. They dress the same, dye their hair the same, talk the same, walk the same. And of course they all have TikToks
@d33pfriedbrainz “Yeah I’m cosplaying Miku! See, I’ve got the skirt that… uhh… barely covers anything! And the cute little blue tie that… uhhh fuck… sits between her massive oiled up tits…”
@autistmew Duhh, Nintendo has owned you since you were a kid, they integrated themselves so deeply into your best memories that now you can’t live without them. Thank them by opening your wallet and SPENDING