just hearin about these 'dews' in upper erth. remind me of orcs down ere. always the victum. noses like me eagles beak. always dodgin ther round of ale down tavern. pissed off.
shire womens team into middle erth cup final. simply do not care. more mordor equalerty pc bollocks. grim wurmtung would even get a goal or two. should be in hobbit holes nittin tunics an whippin up second breakfast for ther fellas. pissed off
proper eagle. luvs second brekfast. no nonsence shrexit mentalerty. leave ale for em outside hobbit hole. hated by saruman an sauron. none of this mordor bollox. under apreciatid an underistimatid. scorned an mocked by society. shire wouldnt be safe without em. cheers.
still down tavern. herd upper erth got new king. tears in eyes. always been staunchly anti-mordor grim wormtongue hatin no nonsense type geezer. ale flowin. tom bombadil playin god save king on flute. not an orc in site. cheers.
been in lock in at pony since new years leeve with fellowship. sevral casks of ale consumed. gimlee pipin up. ses dwarvs mined most of mithril in middle erth. simply do not care. tell him al clobber him back down mines of moria with balrog if he keeps yappin. cheers.