Proxima Centauri

ACAB | God’s daintiest alpha male | based | Proficient at every system | Eater of Dreams | Voted #2 at GoonCraft 2003

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Big fan of things calling the big eldritch abomination a dragon even if it doesn’t resemble a dragon in the slightest

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@OctoY1

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A giantess fetish is actually just the beginning of anglerfish-esque sexual dimorphism in humans

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Fine wine

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Twenty twenty five year of the gamer and nothing else of significance

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Never trust someone with a sword in the first slot of their Minecraft hotbar. Their hearts have been consumed by war, they know nothing of peace

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@grumblemumbles NOOOO

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Once again the wicked machines of capitalism screech to a halt before the humble goose

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I need a straight gallon of Baja blast rn @realDonaldTrump change those fucking laws so I can get a Baja Bucket

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One thing about me is that I’m gonna run it back

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@grumblemumbles 👀

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Just kidding it’s back I’m fucked

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Damn they really shut that shit down I’m about to be so productive

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Damn they really shut that shit down I’m about to be so productive

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Magician finds a coin behind your ear and is just as shocked as you

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Twenty twenty five year of the gamer and nothing else of significance

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Need to get started writing my thesis so it’s obviously the perfect time to learn the basics of analyzing interpretive dance

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I have to be the hottest person at my therapy appointment

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How are there still NFT ape dudes still kicking around

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@puppysizedelsie The HNO3 + HCl is aqua regia but I don’t think the addition of HF to it has a name. Just a cocktail of bullshit so I can digest these soil samples

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3 parts HNO3, 1 part HCl, 1 part HF got me feeling thirstyyyy