Karl Appleyard

over confident, under rated

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Went grocery shopping. Kid saw me and said, “Mom, look! The Coronavirus shrunk him!”
So yeah, I’m day drinking today

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

As mesmerising animated graphs go, this one is up there.

[Humanists UK @Humanists_UK]

The people of Iran are speaking out today with passion and clarity: they want freedom from the tyranny of the Islamic Republic and the right to free expression, to choose their own beliefs, and determine how they will be governed.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

"Stir-fry from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!" https://t.co/FDTBSCOyeD

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

Chess not checkers https://t.co/pLCuvclaYB

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

Let’s not forget the man with a swastika tattooed on his forehead was a racist... quelle surprise https://t.co/o0KbXya44R

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Let's not forget that Charles Manson was a raging racist https://t.co/0inBCyo3Pf

[Dan White @Thebeastmustdie]

This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that keeps on giving

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

The "Free Speech But" Manifesto:

Step 1) Say that you support freedom of speech as long as it's not hate speech
Step 2) Define everything that your opposition says as hate speech
Step 3) Avoid cognitive dissonance

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

#ufc217 holy shit

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

@afneil Ironic that HH was trying to act as tone police in a debate about offence taking and ended up saying the most offensive thing possible to AN. The throat clearing at the start where she suggested he would be ok with it was most bizarre.

[Jason Steele @FilmCow]

(Kevin Spacey beats a man to death with an accordion)

“I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors. They’re true. I am indeed an accordion player.”

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Political compass today:

Everyone who doesn't think it's right to punch a Nazi is a Nazi dudebro.

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

@GordonRamsay After filming #GordonOnCocaine did you introduce mandatory drugs testing for staff working in your business’?

[Charles Murray @charlesmurray]

It's hard to exaggerate how carefully the Founders examined the history of democracies & how clearly they saw the dangers. We've forgotten. https://t.co/pKCEPkdVmW

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

MUST WATCH: Troy Deeney on Arsenal...

[Karl Appleyard @Frogkapple]

Translation: my intellectually flimsy ideology barely stood up to far from rigorous questioning, therefor I will no longer take part and attack the identity of the panel. https://t.co/C8LtKPN3Q7

[Leon Wolf 🇮🇱 @LeonHWolf]

If Obama had said this, every single person who voted for Trump would have had an aneurysm on the spot. https://t.co/8S8wWgdoL4

[Humanists UK @Humanists_UK]

We've urged Government to close the loophole which lets religious slaughterhouses ignore animal welfare standards https://t.co/WgZWcwf4AX

[Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn]

Today's PMQs: Woman who secretly thinks Brexit is awful v Man who secretly thinks it's great. Swap party leaderships?