Tweets From Future

Using a quantum-pseudoscience-thingy to bring you tweets from the panoply of possible futures, different dates or entirely different parallel time lines.

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From 2094: "The water is warm and the view is stunning" from advert for scuba diving over the lost city of London #londonliesfortourists

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From 2089: RT: Apparently they're providing tiny flats in new prefab blocks when they evacuate us from the flood zones as sea levels rise.

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From 2023: RT: Anyone know where I can get a cheap 8TB SD2 card for my new phone? Thanks!

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From 7th Jan 2112: RT: Tuna to be resurrected after success of clone using DNA from tin found in loft. #overfishing #tuna #extinction

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RT: New Apple iFlyingPig to use standard connector, open file format. User to be given root access and all crypto keys. Release set for 2021

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2034: RT: Petrol station here replacing signs. They don't have enough digits to show prices over £9.99/L. #fail

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2043: RT: @boingboing Google to be investigated following claims neural implant are sending thought data to 3rd parties without consent.

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2045: RT: Recommend this documentary following amazing biodiversity explosion seen in ex-india/pakistan radiation zone.

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2056: RT: Anyone in London area have some bread or potatos to trade for clean water or petrol?

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2087: Global population falls for the first time in record history this year to 9.3Bn. Further growth must not occur if famine to be averted

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2063: Peoples republic of Syria 'deplores' violent suppression of British protesters and is 'keeping all options on the table' going forward

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RT: @BBCnews David Cameron outlines plans to allow 'any willing provider' to bid to provide cabinet ministers, MPs & count votes. 27/4/2015

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RT: @JackOfKent Cort order requiring me to change name to 'Jack', move to Kent & own suit of armor is misconceived and illiberal. 2/5/2017

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**Recursive temporal stream paradox detected. **Reinstall universe and redo from start.

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RT: @boingboing Distributed evolving screen saver "Electric Sheep" becomes 'sentient', applies to UN for recognition as person. 12/7/2028

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**Connection Active.
**Using TransDimensional HyperText Transfer Protocol - TD-HTTP
**Transferring Data . . . . . .

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Initializing sciency sounding quantum temporal hyperspace resonator hookup thingy.....