Jared

The human experience is a tragedy

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Swimmin like a fckn alligator

[Jared @Fromm_45]

There's nothing more alpha than saying "I don't care" when the chipotle employee tells you guac is extra

[Jared @Fromm_45]

@alyyssarossi And the jams

[Jared @Fromm_45]

The view from the chick fil a drive thru

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Happy sh*t crap new ball to everyone

[Jared @Fromm_45]

You guys wanna get high and watch the roomba?

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Get em suttin ta eat in his fckn high chair

[Jared @Fromm_45]

Is one of the symptoms of covid having a massive hog bc im starting to get worried now

[Jared @Fromm_45]

Sooooo is Santa triple vaccinated or should we crucify him

[Jared @Fromm_45]

My Instagram explore page is now just middle eastern guys blasting music showing off their tractors

[Jared @Fromm_45]

They need to sell beef jerky but only those salty white pieces they put in every bag

[Jared @Fromm_45]

Nebraska can eat my ass how tf is there this much corn in one place

[Jared @Fromm_45]

Today was my last day working at the coolest place on the planet

[Jared @Fromm_45]

@BillyytheGoat If its not the full game i won't be happy 😂

[Jared @Fromm_45]

If pain was measurable would it be measured in Hurtz