from the mothers mouth

Wife & Mother of 3 laughing at the insanity that is parenthood.

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Today my 3 year old son walked into my friends house and told their 3 year old daughter to “clean up” I’m just glad his speech isn’t quite clear so they didn’t hear him and get kicked out of their house 😂

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

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[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

I’m in my pyjamas so much at home that when on a whim I decide to put clothes on Mr 2 thinks we are going out so he goes and fetches my shoes and car keys 😂💁🏼‍♀️

Do I wear clothes more often?
Or stay in pyjamas forever and never take them off🤔

#DeepThoughtsFromPjs
#mumlife

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

I know selling children is illegal... but can You just leave them locked in a room while you enjoy a morning coffee without interruptions?

Asking for a friend...

#galneedscoffee
#domothersevensleep

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

All I want is to pee in peace without a child asking me dumb ass questions about why the world is round🤷🏼‍♀️

#motherswhoneedspace
#helpiwanttopee

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

@ShellMary3 Hey darling

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

I could see either my husband or I saying these things if either one of us died. I want to know their story I bet it’s magical 🥰

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“My wife passed away last January. We’d been married for 62 years. You caught me at a time when I’ve been..."

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@EllenPage is fed up with leaders who promote hatred and intolerance. #LSSC

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

I’m late to the #armchairexpert podcasts with @daxshepard and who wouldn’t wanna hang out in an attic with that guy? Loving it!

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Should of been number one. Iconic song for the ages. You are fire @ltsGambino
@donaldglover

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Mistakes were made... kids left one bag of groceries in the car yesterday. Broccoli and bananas left in 40+ degree heat... my car smells like fart.

#mumfail
#fartcar
#pilbaraliving

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Yas Queen 💁🏼‍♀️

@QueerEye
@tanfrance
@jvn
@bobbyberk
@antoni
@Karamo

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

My Jay watches @QueerEye and now goes around the house declaring he’s a Queen

#BecauseheaQueenhoney💁🏼‍♀️

@tanfrance
@antoni
@bobbyberk
@Karamo
@jvn

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

When your 7 year old son starts beating your husband at monopoly...
Starting to question leaving said husband in charge of our finances🤔

#adultingbadly
#monoplybreaksfamilies
#mummalife

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Daddy plays arts and craft with the kids while mum drinks the alcohol 💁🏼‍♀️

#makemyownrules
#daddydaycare
#mumwinstonight

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

So this was my son this morning. He was neglected for five minutes and ended up flooding the backyard whilst bathing in the dogs water bawl..

#havekidstheysaid
#mummalife
#leavethemforonesecond

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

@Makemel66351065 Bloody Cohen not doing@his job in the house properly 😂😬

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Depending on your children to be alarm clocks is real risky. They only decide to sleep in when you think “oh it’s ok, the baby has been waking up at 5am every morning lately so no need for it”
I was wrong. I am late for work🤦🏼‍♀️

#sleepwalkingmum
#notimeforcoffee

[from the mothers mouth @FromMothers]

Anyone else fill their fridge water cooler with wine so their kids can fill mummas glass up with ease ? 💁🏼‍♀️

#mummahustles
#gettingwinetheeasyway
#slavemum