Marp Mittelschmerz

#Snapchat: Frommmmy

[Marp Mittelschmerz @FrommyFromm]

@the_grafixmedic My post bronchial embo patient has “weakness” in his lower extremities

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@sulmoney Ahhh the old “cervical hyperlordosis” treatment with a bonus vertebral artery dissection 💪

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@DrDiGiorgio I was on call at the VA covering gen surg, vascular, uro, and SICU. Patient came in w/ Fourniers, also had aortic PAU found on CT.
I WROTE 11 NOTES: Surg consult, surg H&P, code status note, VA risk, vasc consult, uro consult, surg transfer, ICU H&P, preop/post, foley ins, PO…

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@operationdanish The first season had a day 1 intern place a REBOA unsupervised and third year med students slinging in chest tubes. Everything in the show is over glorified but that’s cause it’s a tv show lol.

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@TheViciousSnake @RepLuna Google squamous cell carcinoma of the penis. Also think about how stupid you are (it’s gonna be tough I know) and then delete your tweet.

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@dr__idz I am getting pretty tired of my fellow docs indulging/responding to these posts. The guy sells fitness books and supplements. He gives zero fucks about science or patients in general, he wants money. We need to stop debating medicine on twitter it’s bad for everyone.

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@FlyersJohnny As a pens fan I will be disappointed if it’s not chanted and I fully expect it to be changed game 3 during or before the opening face off. Love this rivalry

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@Tina848Laczko @CyborgPeds Some good bubs you have there. Hell yeah

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@CyborgPeds The best AI response I’ve gotten. “Ma’am unfortunately the problem is with your Suprspinnatus sipspiniatus”

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@Tina848Laczko @CyborgPeds I was scrolling through the replies on the original post and noticed that your cat looks like my cat so I decided to comment. Quality cat ya got there 💪

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map showing which U.S. states contain giant letters

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@MAHA_Action @calleymeans Have you ever been post surgery or pre op and been NPO?? In my career I would say 60% of the patients who left AMA left because we restricted their diet. Bowel obstruction, anastomotic leak, whatever, they wanted to eat. I hate starving patients. They hate it.
Who does this help?

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@MAHA_Action @calleymeans I fully do not understand this argument.
We should force feed dying cancer patients healthy food instead of what they want?

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@colligocritters Just google phimosis and paraphimosis.

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@HawkEmDownChris Thomas Starlz, father of transplant medicine and undisputed GOAT

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@ALMannixMD A great chief/senior also masters the art of miming out answers to juniors on rounds when the attending pimps. Ya gotta remember where you came from 🤙

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@IhabFathiSulima By the time I finish residency I will have over 400k in student debt. 90% of the learning I did in undergrad/med school was from Anki decks I downloaded or videos/question banks that I paid for myself.

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@grinnell555 @aawayne @SarahKarlin What does food stamps have to do with hospital food ?

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@grinnell555 @aawayne @SarahKarlin Please explain the point cause I’m looooostt

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@FrenlyOfficer Its obvious and sad. “Kids don’t make money” I was told, and is true. Look at the RVU’s. Pediatric care is now subpar unless it’s at a dedicated peds hospital. Why would someone go into pediatrics when they graduate with 500K debt and a single malpractice case could sink them?