fromtheDMs

[fromtheDMs @FromtheDms]

I'm young, attractive, intelligent, and #single. What I need isn't a date, it's an old rich uncle to die and leave me $15 million. Happy #ValentinesDay

[fromtheDMs @FromtheDms]

No you #idiot, it's sprinkled.

[fromtheDMs @FromtheDms]

Wait, the past tense of sprinkled is sprunkled, right?

[fromtheDMs @FromtheDms]

When you're #PeopleWatching and the people you're watching are also watching the same person

[fromtheDMs @FromtheDms]

The only things I want to #swallow tonight are cum and #alcohol